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Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by ogorluv(m): 5:20pm On Aug 16, 2008
gabrywyl:
Wow! Reallyhuh That sounds tempting.
U know, the best way to overcome temptation is to fall into it. that way u eliminate the temptation.
chi-baby:
YH RYT!!!!!!
What expirience do u have with the substance in question?
Have u ever had a gloriously pounding hangover headache?
How many times have u thrown up after a long night of baccanal enjoyment?

Thought so, no expirience, so u have no place in this conversation exept as an observer. in the future, pls be a good gal and just shush.
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by loffers(m): 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2008
apart 4rm the fact that it's outlawed in my area ,i hate it more than anything,
but i take wine, redwine
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 6:25pm On Aug 16, 2008
whatever
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 6:30pm On Aug 16, 2008
were be your area if i may ask?
dulling cool
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by mykali(m): 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2008
i like beer, but naija beer doesnt impress me at all. i cant finish 2 bottles of ordinary gulder. the taste no dey make sence. and foreign beer is a little too expensive in naija. so i have to manage smirnoff and gordon spax. someone told me that smirnoff/gordon is just sprite + alchie. grin grin grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 6:57pm On Aug 16, 2008
@mykail,
na hin come make u dey flash teeths?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tammyswits(f): 8:20pm On Aug 16, 2008
Instead of blocking our ears with your screaming, why dont u post some funny jokes eh! Tough love baby!
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 16, 2008
seun!!!!!!! where are u ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 8:30pm On Aug 16, 2008
@oyalator,
wetin u want make seun come do na?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 8:37pm On Aug 16, 2008
@ studio


so pple in this thread need to be banned
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tammyswits(f): 8:41pm On Aug 16, 2008
@ oyaletor, like who?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 16, 2008
tammyswits:
@ oyaletor, like me
some pple are beginning to have sense, thank GOD
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 9:13pm On Aug 16, 2008
@oyaletor,
wetin u go profit if seun ban peeps?
e be like sey u be bad belle o cheesy
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 16, 2008
u dont just get it- DO U?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 9:22pm On Aug 16, 2008
we demand for total freedom mehn, freedom to talk about anything. anything whatsoever, angry
afterall it's a joke section wink
got it?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 9:30pm On Aug 16, 2008
no mind me jare----na garri wey i chop dey talk hehe
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 9:34pm On Aug 16, 2008
grin grin grin
nothing do you sha wink
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 9:49pm On Aug 16, 2008
Beer is good for the system

i just dey show from my usual weekend drinking hw una dey 4 here o jare
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 9:52pm On Aug 16, 2008
why u no carrry udeme come for me!!!!
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 9:52pm On Aug 16, 2008
nothing do u jay, smiley
me sef just dey gently sip on my bottle of star right here right now grin
i dey tyte jare, u nko?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 10:01pm On Aug 16, 2008
Oyaletor:
why u no carrry udeme come for me!!!!
who give u permission to drink

@studio

weda dey cold o so i took some shot of red label/mixing

God sef go understand if i skip sunday service tomorrow grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 16, 2008
@jaymobb
u go tell me say u no get money!!!! no make me vex for u ohhhhh, u know say i get BAD MOUTH hehehehe
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 10:12pm On Aug 16, 2008
jaymobb:
@studio

weda dey cold o so i took some shot of red label/mixing

God sef go understand if i skip sunday service tomorrow grin
sharrap dia, grin
oya go drink alabukun cuz u not going to use that as an excuse. angry
it's either u are with god or u are against him wink grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 10:25pm On Aug 16, 2008
Hahahaha

o boy i dey wit am but in this case no be my fault again o
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 5:50am On Aug 17, 2008
Ok guys, to clear my curiosity on Beer, I bought 1 Guiness Stout, 1 Heineken, 1 Tiger, 1 Corona, 1 Budweiser an 1 Tsing Tao. I have tasted all of them and I come to a conclusion that I like Heineken the most and the rest can go and fly kite.
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by ogorluv(m): 5:58am On Aug 17, 2008
gabrywyl:
Ok guys, to clear my curiosity on Beer, I bought 1 Guiness Stout, 1 Heineken, 1 Tiger, 1 Corona, 1 Budweiser an 1 Tsing Tao. I have tasted all of them and I come to a conclusion that I like Heineken the most and the rest can go and fly kite.
Nowhtats the spirit, after tasting so many brands, Im pretty sure ur somewhere on cloud nine right now, a gal after my own heart.
PS:watch out for the hangover. lol grin grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 7:04am On Aug 17, 2008
ogorluv,

HahA! grin Nah. . . I dont easily get drunk ohhh. . . I'm a professional drinker. cool
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 7:10am On Aug 17, 2008
Miss fish grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 7:12am On Aug 17, 2008
Call me a fish eh? You mean a mermaid? grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 9:30am On Aug 17, 2008
yes u are
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 11:21am On Aug 17, 2008
Ohhh. I loveeeeeee mermaids. grin grin grin

Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 11:32am On Aug 17, 2008
so u are little mermaid
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