Fellow Nigerians, it has come to our notice from a reputable source that our ex-presido Obj, has been kidnapped by some un-named group of people across d niger delta porpularly known as militants and are requesting a ransom of£25 bollion(25 billion pounds) or else, he will be burnt alive with 10000 barrels of refined petrol.Therefore,we as concerned citizens are pleading dat u donate at least a a litre to help in d burning.
Yours Sincerely
Gentle Fucka frm Da NairaLanderz, who has already donated 10 litres.

i get the matches

***signs cheque of 25 billion pounds***

after all OBJ na him make me get the money in the 1at place

This wrong 

How can you consider burning our ex-president Obj in petrol

Petrol is way too valuable to waste, you should consider using crude oil which would be cheaper

I'll pay twice the ransom, if the kidnappers promise 2 release him after giving him at least 20-50 strokes of cane/wire.

Hmmmn