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Children by Jeovy(m): 10:54pm On Aug 18, 2008
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Re: Children by Abbygyal(f): 1:07am On Aug 19, 2008
lmao
@jeovy
nice one
Re: Children by Shaz(f): 1:56am On Aug 19, 2008
Lol . . teacher chop yawa
Re: Children by mohawkchic(f): 4:11am On Aug 19, 2008
~ grin Smart Girl~
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 4:47am On Aug 19, 2008
grin grin grin grin Nice one bro.
Re: Children by adekennis(m): 6:57am On Aug 19, 2008
Oga oo cheesy cheesy
Re: Children by chioya(f): 8:54am On Aug 19, 2008
na ur sister talk am and na ur galfriend b d teacher lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Children by tufe(m): 1:54pm On Aug 19, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 11:49pm On Aug 19, 2008
chioya:

na your sister talk am and na your galfriend b d teacher lipsrsealed cheesy cheesy cheesy

hope you are referring to gaby
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 2:00am On Aug 20, 2008
What did I do again
Re: Children by tufe(m): 12:45pm On Aug 20, 2008
always confused
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 12:53pm On Aug 20, 2008
Why you call me confuse? You should ask Jeovy why first ohhh
Re: Children by MrInfo1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 20, 2008
gab, how was market na? tongue i taught u went hawking groundnut
Re: Children by mykali(m): 1:09pm On Aug 20, 2008
nice joke



gabby, i want to buy groundnut 30 naira with purewater 5 naira. if i give u 20 naira how much is my change?  grin
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 1:12pm On Aug 20, 2008
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I was suppose to but you guys make me addicted ohhhhh cry cry


HELP!!! SOS!!! I NEED TO GO TO REHAB!!! ABEG!!!!
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 1:12pm On Aug 20, 2008
mykali,

you think I be stupid fool angry
Re: Children by chioya(f): 1:47pm On Aug 20, 2008
gabby give him the change and stop doing anyhow wink
Re: Children by tufe(m): 3:54pm On Aug 20, 2008
i just tire for the girl.

if person no buy from her now, her madam go dey flog am when she reach hse. now to give change don turn to wahala
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2008
Sorry people. I aint a seller. I dont do selling products. I work at sea cause I am a fine kokolet mermaid sha. You guys dont remember?
Re: Children by tufe(m): 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2008
that one na for ur dream abi where
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 5:50pm On Aug 20, 2008
Can't you fantasize along with me? angry
Re: Children by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Aug 20, 2008
my dear, i live in a world of reality.
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2008
Gaby,

the groundnut don finish ?
Re: Children by studio43(m): 6:47pm On Aug 20, 2008
why u dey ask, so dat u go come buy another credit add to the one's u don dey owe before ?
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 6:51pm On Aug 20, 2008
see as my accountant dey expose me,ok I never pay you for this month
Re: Children by tufe(m): 8:43pm On Aug 20, 2008
lol cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Aug 24, 2008
tufe:

my dear, i live in a world of reality.

Thats boring ohhh. . . .Whatever happened to Little Mermaid and Cinderella and X Men and Spongebob?

Jeovy:

Gaby,

the groundnut don finish ?

People, WHats groundnut?
Re: Children by beemex(m): 1:02pm On Aug 24, 2008
Mohawkchic, are u ZULU? cos u sure look like one in that pix you've got on your profile.
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 5:14pm On Aug 24, 2008
beemex:

Mohawkchic, are u ZULU? because u sure look like one in that pix you've got on your profile.

hmm,just tell her she looks fine

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