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One For The Money. Lifetime's Saving by abasifo(m): 11:21pm On Aug 18, 2008
The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of
attention as he checked into the resort hotel.

The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining
room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to
order an enormous breakfast.

He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his
young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn
out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask
her to repeat the order.

The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself, had a cigar and left for
their room still beaming with smiles of complete content and satisfaction.

This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride,"Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"

"That guy, the old crook double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd
saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was
talking about money!"
Re: One For The Money. Lifetime's Saving by Nobody: 11:28pm On Aug 18, 2008
lol

CONGIL DON HOLD MY GUY!!! POOR BABE
Re: One For The Money. Lifetime's Saving by Shaz(f): 2:04am On Aug 19, 2008
Buhahahahahahahahahaha . . nice one

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