Inked_Nerd:

Black Hole?
Make we no get lost. I go pack GPS.
I go pack snacks for us.


Will you get us back to Earth safely?

Who knows? Only time will tell!
Gps, snacks, & what else No guarantee we coming back into this same shitty world.
Maybe we venturing into the future, abi na new Earth to start afresh from! Adam & Eve style

LMAO @ Adam & Eve style [too funny]
Chai, we go populate new Earth eh?



Ah ah, wettin happen to your question. You done forgot eh?

Lost in my delusional self I guess

Oya, will u start the new Earth with moi?!

Hmmm, idk. You seem like a nice guy, but my mother always told me never to get into a space ship with a stranger



Do you usually run of an populate the earth with strange girls that you don't know?

Lmao. . . You too quick to bring ya Momma told u this blah blah generic thingy!
Ok, New Earth is just plain bliss! No sinful act and thought like the old one. Everything is done Yogi style
Now, I don't run off with the unknown but do you mind running after one?

Too quick eh? Didn't your mama tell you not to run off with strange girls?
Ah ah, who said I had a problem with sinful acts
No, I mind running off with strange guys with spaceships.
Abeg make me stop at Chipotle first.


Will you go to Chipotle with me?

Definitely u strange mysterious girl!
My Momma never warned me, in fact she said conquer all within your jurisdiction & make no exception!
Chipotle! Now that's worth running off with a lady for.
Burritos and what to tag along with it Mami?

Hehehe, mysterious eh? Perfect then. Mysterious girl and adventurous boy.
Ok, since you mama didn't warn you I go lend you my own mama so she can warn you.
Just make sure you give me back my mama. You know say the woman be priceless.
After our burritos and fajita then we can go to your spaceship.


When you get to new Earth, what will we do?

No qualms but, since ya momma didn't tell u to be fearless & to conquer all, I'll mother swap with u so my momma can teach u how to be adventurous rather than mysterious
You do get to get your momma back in due time least expected. . .

Back to New Earth, will u teach me Yoga?

My mama taught me to be smart and adventurous she just didn't want me to get kidnapped that's all .
Would you let your daughter run off to another planet with a stranger?
Yes, I'll teach you yoga.

Are there any particular yoga poses you wan to learn?

Momma taught u well to be adventurous but u seem not too keen to heed her teachings
If she's an adult, her right and liberty to roam precedes anything else my mysterious lady!
Yay! Don't mind any poses to be frank.

Will u teach me the best Yoga poses u think will be good enough for moi?

Mama talk and some information goes into one ear and some comes out of the other.
Of course I'll teach you the best. How can I not? After all, you did buy me 101 cute puppies


Can I bring all puppies with me or do I have to pick one?

I guess momma needs to sit ya behind down and re-instill those values once again.
Anything you want or need I give in. . . .Bring everything if u choose to

Will ya puppies allow a good night rest?

I said some, not all information
Yes, the puppies will allow me a god nights rest.
Make you pack well well.

Hmmm, why are you up so late? How will you steer without sleep?

Good question! I'm here for no reason, but sleep can be a b[i]i[/i]tch at times. Now, I guess u the one keeping me awake! To steer ain't no prob at all; u know how folks live around here, huh!

What's keeping u awake? Will u join and steer with me thru this journey called sleep?

I feel asleep earlier in the afternoon and now I can't fall asleep. I guess I'll take take you up on your offer, off we go. By the way, I hope you have a license.

So, where are you from adventurous boy?

I do have a license but presently on bench warrant
from MD, or u need more details? How about you?

Chai, bench warrant!!
How are we supposed to travel the universe when you don't have a bench warrant?
I'm in New York

Should I hold off on packing since you have a bench warrant?
What's this bench warrant for [if you don't mind me asking]?

That one no mean say we no fit jolly travel the universe na!
I was caught on my way back from club doing 96 on a 55 by a trooper, so i never got any court letter to appear at the court cos i moved from my previous block to a new place. So, months had elapsed b4 i called the  and was told i'm on bench warrant. However, i don't give a F about it anymore!

You from bed stuy, bushwick, sea gate?

Chai, bad boy eh?
Your the second person on NL who asked me if I'm from Bed-Stuy lol.
I live in Canarsie.

Are you going to make sure you stick to the speed limited so we're no stopped on our way to new Earth?

Kool! I have stuck to speed limits ever since then but will resume once i get an hearing or pay the fine!

I promise u the smoothest journey, ever! We will be cruising together like D'angelo doing his smooth stuff

What kind of game will u bring to the table?

D'angelo!!!
Abeg, make you no mention that man.
Idk what kind of game I'll bring to the table. It gotta be something cleaver though.

Do you have any ideas for a new game?

^^ Wetin do D'angelo na?
I don't seem to have any idea at the moment cos migraine is killing me here.

Don't u think we can create some nice games outta ya Yoga classes?

I no like am. Never liked him or his music.
Hmmm, idk if I can create a game based on yoga.


Got any ideas?

Eh ya! D'angelo is one bad bruva. .  . .

Maybe we can try Yoga Flame or Yoga fire?!

Yupp, he was so bad he ended up in jail lol

How do you play Yoga Flame and Yoga Fire?

Lol. . . .
Oh well, we live to fight another with your question! Many possibilities to explore on those Yoga games

Will you come up with some bad a[i]s[/i]s Yoga games when next I see ya?

I'll try to come up with something but I can't guarantee anything.
Eh ya, it sounds like you're starting go get tired.

Are you getting sleepy?

Yes, and make sure u find something

Promise me no Curry Yoga Games?

Ok o.
Oya go to sleep .

will you make love to me?

No


Will you make jolloff rice for me?