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Bible Translations by TPS360: 7:44am On Aug 23, 2008
"Bible researchers interviewed Hausa, Ibo & Yoruba folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said "walahi, the adulteress whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned , " The Ibo man said ,"Nna, I can't understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus . In short he is not a good businessman. " The Yoruba man said ,"Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the 'aso-ebi'. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' before performing His miracles.!"
Re: Bible Translations by MP007(m): 7:49am On Aug 23, 2008
ASO EBI, these yoruba people sha !, lol
Re: Bible Translations by SamMilla1(m): 7:59am On Aug 23, 2008
good one
Re: Bible Translations by benjay1(m): 1:57pm On Aug 23, 2008
Hmmmm way too old. but still rocks.
Re: Bible Translations by deyoungest(m): 3:35am On Aug 24, 2008
You tried, na him be say h don tail wey Yoruba don like party

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