How a man impresses a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her,tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How a woman impresses a man: Show up naked with beer.


Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory


Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'


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