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| Re: Humour Me! by spenchuks(m): 7:22pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
u know say na free show na. me i dey like see ppl fight  |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 8:38pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
no wonder yhu say yhu be solja b4 b4. yhu don too see fyte. |
| Re: Humour Me! by Cayon(f): 9:15pm On Sep 06, 2008 |
well let me try to humour you. ******************************* A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a pee and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a pee and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog. |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 4:33pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
| cayon, thanx Darling. for being the first volunteer to do this i'm giving u a big [size=50pt] HUG[/size] and lots of  |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 4:44pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
mykali: All this for me?  |
| Re: Humour Me! by manickal(m): 5:02pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
info, i don dey suspect you since, now i don confirm am say u be *******.   @mykali so you don jobless so tay u no fit humour urself again. go and employ a clown to come to ya house na. my best advice be that o. |
| Re: Humour Me! by spenchuks(m): 5:10pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
which kain play d boy dey play with himself  |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:30pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
infobaba: na u dey answer cayon ni? wetin concern u sef. i don dey suspect u too. manickal: oya, i admit i'm jobless. no money to hire clown. how about i buy u on credit. |
| Re: Humour Me! by manickal(m): 5:53pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
u dey crase . which day i become clown. when we have pple like info, sam milla, oyaletor around. |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 6:27pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
manickal: Oya, back to crase business. |
| Re: Humour Me! by Gabry(f): 6:22am On Sep 08, 2008 |
Eh Eh Eh Eh EH |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 8:50pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
gabby, are u finally back? info, this ur madness don dey escalate oh. berra go and retrieve ur reservation at yaba extension. |
| Re: Humour Me! by gilgee(m): 8:55pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
We go send am enter yaba soon. I juz dey observe am since. |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 9:09pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Am ill not sick  |
| Re: Humour Me! by gilgee(m): 9:14pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Two of them na from same mama. Na juz the spelling different. |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 9:31pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Check your dictionary o (that is if u have any)  |
| Re: Humour Me! by gilgee(m): 9:39pm On Sep 10, 2008 |
Dic-tion-ary? Na another form of trinity be that? 3 in 1? |
| Re: Humour Me! by Gabry(f): 1:55am On Sep 11, 2008 |
mykali. well, only if I come back from offshore, than I will be online otherwise I will be at sea. How body? |
| Re: Humour Me! by femexLov(m): 2:20am On Sep 11, 2008 |
You Guys are genius.keep it up cus u amazed me with this formula&how it was analysed  |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 10:56am On Sep 11, 2008 |
gabrywyl: body is okay. how is life offshore, hope u dey chop enuff shark fish soup and octopus eye stew. dont get too fat o!!! femexLov: are u lost?  |
| Re: Humour Me! by gilgee(m): 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
The boy miss road. |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:37pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
gilgee, maybe he's blind, can u help him out? |
| Re: Humour Me! by gilgee(m): 5:43pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
I no dey render free services. |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:57pm On Sep 11, 2008 |
the bible says love ya neybor as yaself. u wan disobey bible ni? |
| Re: Humour Me! by clemcykul(f): 9:00am On Sep 12, 2008 |
hallelujah |
| Re: Humour Me! by Gabry(f): 9:03am On Sep 12, 2008 |
mykali: Chei! I dont catch those nonsense. I only catch sea monsters |
| Re: Humour Me! by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Sep 12, 2008 |
sure? |
| Re: Humour Me! by MrInfo1(m): 9:57am On Sep 12, 2008 |
iono |
| Re: Humour Me! by mykali(m): 5:36pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
gabrywyl: sea monsters errm, do u eat them, or they are meant for your aquarium. |
| Re: Humour Me! by tufe(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
**yawns** |
| Re: Humour Me! by Cayon(f): 10:56pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
What Am I? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time Bush is one. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below: The answer is: "A LAST NAME." ?You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you? |
| Re: Humour Me! by tufe(m): 10:59pm On Sep 12, 2008 |
lol , nice one there |
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