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Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 5:26pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card. - You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card. - You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room. - You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken. - You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well." |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folly69(m): 5:29pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 5:40pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
@ post where this nonsense atm machine dey? Pls,tell me.Before the machine start to dey laff me,i go don carry machine gub scatter am. Omo ale jatijati |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 5:48pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
This is a good sense of joke but not well constructed. Try again |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 5:56pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
haha folahann,encourage the brother nice joke bros |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
The ATM always write to me "Be patient Sir, account too heavy" |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
In your dreams brother |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 6:39pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
Jeovy:I don't drink in the afternoon |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 6:42pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
sunej: when do you drink? |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by StanP(m): 6:59pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
in d toilet |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
sunej: Forgive the guy.He had a surgery,must be suffering frm post-surgical delusions |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
dreday:Shineke e!, o boy hear grammatical gramatete. Abeg who get DICK-tionary? |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 2:25am On Aug 27, 2008 |
there was a day i went to the ATM machine, i saw 20k at it tip. mayb the last person b4 me was in a hurry and coundn't wait 4 d slow machine b4 ejectn his/her card. |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 4:54am On Aug 27, 2008 |
when u saw d 20k, what did u do? |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by chioya(f): 7:49am On Aug 27, 2008 |
cool jokes |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 8:44am On Aug 27, 2008 |
@ sunej Hope ur not a COP |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by spenchuks(m): 9:04am On Aug 27, 2008 |
infobaba: chei, na my money be dat oh!! . thank God infobaba don confess because i don dey fast and pray to God to reveal d person. so when u go send d money |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 10:27am On Aug 27, 2008 |
folahann: Sir why don't you do the reconstruction? Thanks to those who appriciate it jere |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 10:40am On Aug 27, 2008 |
Hey! nobody does that with me! ask them. put your joke in a professional way |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2008 |
@ folahan ahnahn,cool down small now. |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 11:00am On Aug 27, 2008 |
Now don't be offended. What are we here together for? You could at least help me out |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
infobaba: Nope, am not a COP, am an OLOPA. So wetin u use the 20k do?, Oya send am to my account or i send u handcuffs to arrest urself and drag ya self to our station. |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by mykali(m): 1:31pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
infobaba: sunej: infobaba: spenchuks: sunej: look at how u guys are disgracing urselves for ORDINARY 20 KOBO. |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 1:49pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
Does 20 kobo still exist |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 11:42pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
mykali, did u originate from the APES? 20k means 20bar, 20tons. Iti boribo |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 6:51am On Aug 28, 2008 |
@ sunej u won make i send u scam money @ Spenc abeg cont ur fast |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2008 |
As a OLOPA, what do u expect? |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 8:37am On Aug 28, 2008 |
cry na |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by spenchuks(m): 9:21am On Aug 28, 2008 |
@ infobaba dont worry, i will soon catch u. |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 9:44am On Aug 28, 2008 |
@ spenchuks I know how you can get your money back. Do you know Babalawo? If yes contact one |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by saucekid(m): 10:03am On Aug 28, 2008 |
that atm machine na criminal |
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 10:17am On Aug 28, 2008 |
@ spenchuks Oya na let go there @ saucekid pot calling the kettle charcoal pick pocket ole! |
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