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Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 5:26pm On Aug 26, 2008
- You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.

- You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.

- You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.

- You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.

- You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well."
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folly69(m): 5:29pm On Aug 26, 2008
undecided
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 5:40pm On Aug 26, 2008
@ post
where this nonsense atm machine dey?
Pls,tell me.Before the machine start to dey laff me,i go don carry machine gub scatter am.
Omo ale jatijati
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 5:48pm On Aug 26, 2008
This is a good sense of joke but not well constructed. Try again
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 5:56pm On Aug 26, 2008
haha folahann,encourage the brother

nice joke bros grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2008
The ATM always write to me "Be patient Sir, account too heavy" grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 6:26pm On Aug 26, 2008
In your dreams brother
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 6:39pm On Aug 26, 2008
Jeovy:

In your dreams brother
I don't drink in the afternoon
Re: Bad Atm Messages by Jeovy(m): 6:42pm On Aug 26, 2008
sunej:

I don't drink in the afternoon

when do you drink?
Re: Bad Atm Messages by StanP(m): 6:59pm On Aug 26, 2008
in d toilet
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 7:07pm On Aug 26, 2008
sunej:

The ATM always write to me "Be patient Sir, account too heavy" grin

Forgive the guy.He had a surgery,must be suffering frm post-surgical delusions cheesy
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 7:34pm On Aug 26, 2008
dreday:

Forgive the guy.He had a surgery,must be suffering frm post-surgical delusions cheesy
Shineke e!, o boy hear grammatical gramatete. Abeg who get DICK-tionary?
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 2:25am On Aug 27, 2008
there was a day i went to the ATM machine, i saw 20k at it tip. mayb the last person b4 me was in a hurry and coundn't wait 4 d slow machine b4 ejectn his/her card.
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 4:54am On Aug 27, 2008
when u saw d 20k, what did u do?
Re: Bad Atm Messages by chioya(f): 7:49am On Aug 27, 2008
cool jokes cheesy cheesy
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 8:44am On Aug 27, 2008
@ sunej

Hope ur not a COP shocked
Re: Bad Atm Messages by spenchuks(m): 9:04am On Aug 27, 2008
infobaba:

there was a day i went to the ATM machine, i saw 20k at it tip. mayb the last person before me was in a hurry and coundn't wait 4 d slow machine before ejectn his/her card.

chei, na my money be dat oh!! shocked shocked.
thank God infobaba don confess because i don dey fast and pray to God to reveal d person.
so when u go send d money grin grin grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 10:27am On Aug 27, 2008
folahann:

This is a good sense of joke but not well constructed. Try again

Sir why don't you do the reconstruction?


Thanks to those who appriciate it jere
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 10:40am On Aug 27, 2008
Hey! nobody does that with me! ask them.

put your joke in a professional way angry
Re: Bad Atm Messages by dreday(m): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2008
@ folahan
ahnahn,cool down small now.
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 11:00am On Aug 27, 2008
Now don't be offended.
What are we here together for?
You could at least help me out
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 12:42pm On Aug 27, 2008
infobaba:

@ sunej

Hope your not a COP shocked

Nope, am not a COP, am an OLOPA. So wetin u use the 20k do?, Oya send am to my account or i send u handcuffs to arrest urself and drag ya self to our station.
Re: Bad Atm Messages by mykali(m): 1:31pm On Aug 27, 2008
infobaba:

there was a day i went to the ATM machine, i saw 20k at it tip. mayb the last person before me was in a hurry and coundn't wait 4 d slow machine before ejectn his/her card.

sunej:

when u saw d 20k, what did u do?

infobaba:

@ sunej

Hope your not a COP shocked

spenchuks:

chei, na my money be that oh!! shocked shocked.
thank God infobaba don confess because i don dey fast and pray to God to reveal d person.
so when u go send d money grin grin grin

sunej:

Nope, am not a COP, am an OLOPA. So wetin u use the 20k do?, Oya send am to my account or i send u handcuffs to arrest yourself and drag ya self to our station.



look at how u guys are disgracing urselves for ORDINARY 20 KOBO. shocked shocked shocked sad tongue

cheesy grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by folahann(m): 1:49pm On Aug 27, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Does 20 kobo still exist
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 11:42pm On Aug 27, 2008
mykali, did u originate from the APES? 20k means 20bar, 20tons. Iti boribo
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 6:51am On Aug 28, 2008
@ sunej

u won make i send u scam money lipsrsealed

@ Spenc

abeg cont ur fast grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by sunej(m): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2008
As a OLOPA, what do u expect?
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 8:37am On Aug 28, 2008
cry na grin
Re: Bad Atm Messages by spenchuks(m): 9:21am On Aug 28, 2008
@ infobaba
dont worry, i will soon catch u.
Re: Bad Atm Messages by habiolah(m): 9:44am On Aug 28, 2008
@ spenchuks
I know how you can get your money back.
Do you know Babalawo?
If yes contact one smiley
Re: Bad Atm Messages by saucekid(m): 10:03am On Aug 28, 2008
that atm machine na criminal
Re: Bad Atm Messages by MrInfo1(m): 10:17am On Aug 28, 2008
@ spenchuks

Oya na let go there angry

@ saucekid

pot calling the kettle charcoal undecided pick pocket ole!

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