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Dumbs by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Aug 28, 2008
Two football players(cbase & mykali) were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _______."

Cbase was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Mykali on the shoulder. "Pssst. Mykali. What's the answer to the last question?" Mykali laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Cbase.

"Cbase, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Cbase. "I remember now." He picked up pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Mykali's shoulder again, he whispered, "Mykali, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb, Cbase. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
Re: Dumbs by blackkabir: 1:24pm On Aug 28, 2008
nice one friend, but no let mikaly and cbase hear ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin cheesy
Re: Dumbs by Jeovy(m): 2:36pm On Aug 28, 2008
them dey deaf also grin
Re: Dumbs by akinsadeez(m): 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2008
those two guys are really dumb fools.
Re: Dumbs by folahann(m): 4:40pm On Aug 28, 2008
No wonder, their posts can tell this is true grin grin grin
Re: Dumbs by tytylayor: 1:47pm On Aug 29, 2008
folahann:

No wonder, their posts can tell this is true grin grin grin

lol, i don see their post b4 i post dis one sef cheesy
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2008
grin  actually I get the spellin before,  F,R,M & A + oda letters dey wetin i spell 4 my book, I jst wan make sure, say im correct well, na why i ask MYK, tnk say the guy knw book, I no wan ask Jeovy, evribody 4 Team,know say im be Olodo, d only reason e make am 4 team be say, e get bow-leg, n big head 2 nod ball well,  na e near me pass, but 4 im sheet, e write say na Macdonald na im get Maclean Toothpaste. grin

@Tyty
Tyty!, Tyty!!, Tyty!!!, craze girl,  may u n chioya Toto continue 2 dey blow Whistle, silly gals  grin
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 9:33pm On Aug 31, 2008
i NO BLAME u Tyty grin,
Re: Dumbs by naposari: 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2008
tyty what kind of name ur papa giv u self?

i be like say ur papa always dey read the book of Timothy
and ur mama na taylor
Re: Dumbs by MrInfo1(m): 12:44am On Sep 01, 2008
**sighs** haterz angry
Re: Dumbs by Jeovy(m): 5:54am On Sep 01, 2008
cbase,me olodo.Na soso first me dey carry for class when I small like you ask Tufe or infobaba
Re: Dumbs by MrInfo1(m): 6:28am On Sep 01, 2008
Make he ask anybody jare grin
Re: Dumbs by chioya(f): 10:20am On Sep 01, 2008
hahaha,
ty u be goat.lol grin grin grin grin
Re: Dumbs by cbase: 8:27pm On Sep 01, 2008
No mind Tyty, na pregnant She-Goat cheesy
Re: Dumbs by tytylayor: 3:38pm On Sep 02, 2008
cbase:

grin actually I get the spellin before, F,R,M & A + oda letters dey wetin i spell 4 my book, I jst wan make sure, say im correct well, na why i ask MYK, tnk say the guy knw book, I no wan ask Jeovy, evribody 4 Team,know say im be Olodo, d only reason e make am 4 team be say, e get bow-leg, n big head 2 nod ball well, na e near me pass, but 4 im sheet, e write say na Macdonald na im get Maclean Toothpaste. grin

@Tyty
Tyty!, Tyty!!, Tyty!!!, craze girl, may u n chioya Toto continue 2 dey blow Whistle, silly gals grin

and may ur anaconda continue to dey ring bell, idiot koromiwe cheesy cheesy

naposari:

tyty what kind of name your papa giv u self?

i be like say your papa always dey read the book of Timothy
and your mama na taylor

hw dat one come dey affect u nw tongue

chioya:

hahaha,
ty u be goat.lol grin grin grin grin

mama johnny, i nor be goat jare, na d goat wey dem wan use do my naming run go , abi u help me see am? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Dumbs by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Sep 03, 2008
no choc milk,. no read. sad sad sad
Re: Dumbs by clemcykul(f): 8:38am On Sep 03, 2008
please add bournvita to the choc milk

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