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The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 5:13pm On Jun 29, 2006
[b]My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year
when we decided to get  married. My parents helped us
in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My
girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me.  That one thing was her younger sister.
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of
age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many
a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
 
One day little sister called and asked me to come over
to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived.
 
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and
she had feelings and desires for me that she could not
overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told
me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.
 
 
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I
was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled
down her undies and threw them down the stairs at me.

 
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my
car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We could
not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family!"
 



The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car. [/b]
Re: The Wedding Test by Badman888(m): 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2006
lol nice seen it b4, thats a nice test cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Wedding Test by Oracle(m): 1:15am On Jul 18, 2006
Oh my God
Belloti you almost lost the test.
you mean you were going to the car to get a condom?
Re: The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 5:04pm On Jul 21, 2006
That was it oh, Oracle. just by whiskers
Re: The Wedding Test by Mystique(f): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2006
Hmmm hmmm smiley

***Half-a-laff***
Re: The Wedding Test by naijadiva2(f): 6:38pm On Jul 21, 2006
nice test
Re: The Wedding Test by kellorah: 5:03pm On Jul 28, 2006
cool
Re: The Wedding Test by jydon(m): 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
so u were actually going to get ur condom,
damnnnnnnnn luky u.
Re: The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2006
i bet no one else could have passed that test

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