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The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 5:13pm On Jun 29, 2006 |
[b]My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her undies and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!" The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. [/b] |
Re: The Wedding Test by Badman888(m): 5:42pm On Jun 29, 2006 |
lol nice seen it b4, thats a nice test |
Re: The Wedding Test by Oracle(m): 1:15am On Jul 18, 2006 |
Oh my God Belloti you almost lost the test. you mean you were going to the car to get a condom? |
Re: The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 5:04pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
That was it oh, Oracle. just by whiskers |
Re: The Wedding Test by Mystique(f): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
Hmmm hmmm ***Half-a-laff*** |
Re: The Wedding Test by naijadiva2(f): 6:38pm On Jul 21, 2006 |
nice test |
Re: The Wedding Test by kellorah: 5:03pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
Re: The Wedding Test by jydon(m): 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2006 |
so u were actually going to get ur condom, damnnnnnnnn luky u. |
Re: The Wedding Test by belloti(m): 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2006 |
i bet no one else could have passed that test |
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