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If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by SamMilla1(m): 4:58pm On Sep 01, 2008
If ladies were banks:
The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank.
The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank
The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinent al bank
The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank
Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB
Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank
Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA
Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank
Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank
The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance
The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank
The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank
The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke -- GTB
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by lexicon(m): 5:13pm On Sep 01, 2008
@SAM MILLA

adekennis too don post this thing na !
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by chioya(f): 5:19pm On Sep 01, 2008
leave am e dey form moderator,dey arrange anoda person post for there wink
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by MrInfo1(m): 5:28pm On Sep 01, 2008
I hereby patent this joke angry
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by lexicon(m): 6:06pm On Sep 01, 2008
infobaba:

I hereby patent this joke angry


shey na u pirate abi ba adekennis ?
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by spenchuks(m): 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2008
copyright commission where are u. sad sad
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by lexicon(m): 6:12pm On Sep 01, 2008
FBI , CIA, EFCC, CTU, CCI,ICPC MTN , AIT where unna dey ?
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by MrInfo1(m): 6:53pm On Sep 01, 2008
lol u 4get to add seun grin
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by SamMilla1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 01, 2008
I was waiting for this,

your obligation as an alien is to laugh and smile each time you see this joke.

afterall its from a human,,
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by cbase: 10:13pm On Sep 01, 2008
**laughing and smiling**   just fulfilling my obligations as a human being after all it was posted by an Alien
Re: If Ladies Are Nigerian Banks by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Sep 02, 2008
na u be the alien grin

@post lol

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