Who has the best signature on Nairaland. Winner gets an all expense paid trip to my house

Its , tommyex

But come 2 ur house to do what? I beg i ll preper pure water ,even online water

@tommy
I dont think urs is the best signature.

By the way i live in a palatial mansion in MUSHIN

me

yep yep!
best signature is in the building
haters dont trip

yall dont even have signatures and you competing, or wait oo signature as in online? or bank signature, cos me wan confuse now.

Mushin?4get i beg, i ll prefer N5, so. . . .

IBK sweety,sup?i wan go sleep men, catchya later, hope u chillin?

me

bluespice:

yes yes!
best signature is in the building
haters don't trip

abeg see this girl, c'mon waka commot for hia, nonsense  


no mind am, i am the signature champion  

@tommy
am fine hun, you nko?  

Mo wa jare,whats toyin's ID these days sef, I seem to be lost nowadays.
Off to mum's bed,b4 she flogs me,lol

na me na

@tommy
you dont know? she is 'ruby_pearl'
hahahahaha sweet dreams dear

@tommy

abeg comot no come spoil tread for me

uche2nna has a pretty good signature.
it says "akwobeghi beans,moi moi n'esi"

meaning

them never grind the beans ,moi moi don begin smell

ibkaye:

@tommy
you don't know? she is 'ruby_pearl'
hahahahaha sweet dreams dear

Don't mind him jare.
I've been blowing kisses at him all day.
He no respond

@post
na me!!!

lol,lol

Ok IBK,easy.

Yemmy
pele,ciao then, maybe it will get dry when i leave sef,lol

RUBY ,lol

Catch u later,guess you dont do yahoo anymore,
Odaaro jare

@tommy
lol

@topic
i don't why people like to lie  
is it not obvious that i have the best signature  
gosh  

There is no competition around my siggy.

dry, u wish.

tommyex:

RUBY ,lol

Catch u later,guess you don't do yahoo anymore,
Odaaro jare

lol, not really.

Catch you larra

yemmyse:

dry, u wish.

If it';s dry, then you wnt bother translating it to me

onyinye2:

There is no competition around my siggy.

Could you translate your siggy to prove that to the rest of us who don't understand Igbo  

and here goes the winner

riskie

congratulations.

Riskie:

Could you translate your siggy to prove that to the rest of us who don't understand Igbo  

Oh sorry about that

God foisted one problem on the Igbo, and
the Igbo foisted another nine onto themselves.

ibk oya to bed now!
its waay past ur bed time

bluespice:

ibk oya to bed now!
its waay past your bed time

cheii, see as pikin wan send agbalagba like me to bed ehn

oya! lo sun! nonsense

ye!
e ma gba mi
omo ke ke re yi
o ma ti baje sha
emi ko l'ebon e ni?
ah!
aiye le oh

eh eh eh baby mii, emabinuu jare, mo ni fe gan, pele jare

ah!
ta ni baby e?

iwo na hehehehehe

oya nisho'nle!
egba'n duro de e

OMG!!!. . . i've gat like d best signature ever
yea. . . it's ME