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Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 8:19am On Sep 09, 2008
Gabby sits on Clems face and fart. toot toot toot toot [size=30pt]BRATTTTTTTTTT![/size] grin
Re: Shit Happens! by clemcykul(f): 10:34am On Sep 09, 2008
buhahahaa lol
gabbie grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 10:44am On Sep 09, 2008
See wetin u dey cause clem angry, now i belive bad friends corrupt good manners sad
Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 4:04pm On Sep 09, 2008
Gabry sits on chase's face and fart louder toot toot toot tooooooot [size=30pt]BRWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! [/size] oops, the last one is a shit. . . pele ohhh. . . . undecided grin
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 5:59pm On Sep 09, 2008
ur Toto whistle der, be like say u don dey grow pass ur bra angry
Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 1:20am On Sep 10, 2008
[size=40pt]PRATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT[/size] oops, another fart grin
Re: Shit Happens! by clemcykul(f): 8:09am On Sep 10, 2008
get da grooove on beiby kiss

am loving the damn farts,


farts on sam milla's head grin
Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 4:55pm On Sep 10, 2008
Just before gabry was about to go and leave chase and clems to go find Sam Milla and do her thang (the fart), . . . . . . . . . . .




grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Heheheh! Eya pele ohhh. . . . . That was th Silent but deadly fart grin
Re: Shit Happens! by newdeal(m): 6:04pm On Sep 10, 2008
*enters with postmen carrying parcels of shit for analysis, points at spenchuk's , house*

''na him house be dat, nothing about shit wey e no sabi''
Re: Shit Happens! by spenchuks(m): 6:53pm On Sep 10, 2008
how come the postmen with shit located u first undecided
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 6:57pm On Sep 10, 2008
ha ha ha grin
Re: Shit Happens! by spenchuks(m): 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2008
newdeal na de baba of shit grin grin
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2008
confirmed grin
Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 3:14am On Sep 11, 2008
I did a big shit today.  grin
Re: Shit Happens! by MrInfo1(m): 6:07am On Sep 11, 2008
You can do better grin
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 8:00am On Sep 11, 2008
even more dan beta cheesy
Re: Shit Happens! by spenchuks(m): 8:56am On Sep 11, 2008
even better than the best grin
Re: Shit Happens! by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Sep 11, 2008
close ur teeth!
Re: Shit Happens! by newdeal(m): 11:02am On Sep 11, 2008
@spenchuks and cbase:
make una dey dia dey show teeth, Gabrywl go soon overtake una for shit bizness profession grin
Re: Shit Happens! by showbobo(m): 11:23am On Sep 11, 2008
She's the best in that field.
Re: Shit Happens! by naijababe2(f): 12:01pm On Sep 11, 2008
some people need prayers.
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 12:10pm On Sep 11, 2008
true talk
Re: Shit Happens! by tufe(m): 12:22pm On Sep 11, 2008
we wud start with you
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 12:34pm On Sep 11, 2008
u sabi pray? u think say na weed sad
Re: Shit Happens! by tufe(m): 12:39pm On Sep 11, 2008
**lights weed and starts puffing**

this shildren dont have respect for white hair
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 12:46pm On Sep 11, 2008
Guage, my guy grin
Re: Shit Happens! by showbobo(m): 1:22pm On Sep 11, 2008
You and this grass wey u dey smoke sef
Re: Shit Happens! by tufe(m): 1:57pm On Sep 11, 2008
men, weed makes the world go roundd. u need some of that i tell ya wink cheesy
Re: Shit Happens! by cbase: 2:17pm On Sep 11, 2008
Begins to sing
**give me d lighter, walatalaii smoke na d main thin** cheesy
Re: Shit Happens! by tufe(m): 2:47pm On Sep 11, 2008
now u are in the spirit broda. now pass me the torch

**inhales deeply, then exhales, that feels good**
Re: Shit Happens! by Gabry(f): 4:59pm On Sep 11, 2008
As the great follower of mama ngozi, I hereby sentence you bobo's to a whipping at the Behind 50 times each for smoking weed angry
Re: Shit Happens! by spenchuks(m): 5:08pm On Sep 11, 2008
newdeal:

@spenchuks and cbase:
make una dey dia dey show teeth, Gabrywl go soon overtake una for shit bizness profession grin

nobody is contesting d position with u.
anybody wey try am go kpeme grin grin

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