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Zookeeper by Dojo(m): 4:58pm On Jun 30, 2006
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a
pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following
sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to
be delivered at your earliest convenience."

He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word
mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so
that the sentence now read: "I would like to place an order for
two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."

Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new
word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he
deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone
knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose," he
typed. "Please send us two of them."
Re: Zookeeper by lukkie(m): 10:03am On Jul 01, 2006
smart guy. i love this joke.
Re: Zookeeper by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 01, 2006
This is Hillarious men grin grin grin
Re: Zookeeper by Zahymaka(m): 4:34am On Jul 02, 2006
I'm not sure I get this. Could someone throw more light on this?
Re: Zookeeper by Oracle(m): 12:27am On Jul 18, 2006
Zahy,
itz a problem on grammar, the guy didnt really know the plural of mongoose.
besides there's no need for throwing any light on it. itz self explanatory

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