A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world.Watch while i prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then
calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"The boy takes the
quarters and leaves.
"What did i tell you?,"said the barber, "that kid never learns!"Later, when the customer
leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey son! May i ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked the cone and replied, "Because the day i take the dollar, the game's over!"

Smarter than the old man. Very funny Bro.