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The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by MrInfo1(m): 10:28pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
Oh God! Not that bell again. Don't tell me it's another day. I rushed off my bed forgetting to Pray. At the bore hole; The water was always dripping, Gosh! How will 1 take my bath? Today Finally i secured a bucket to fetch Water. A senior came and took it. By the time i finally rinsed my Body, It was time for the ultimate food, Sneaking through the stairs, I tried to avoid my morning work. The dread dormitory captain Caught me in the act Some strokes were all it cost me to charge my bearing. Getting to my dormitory my Uniforms were not ironed, Wearing them like that, I broke the school record rushing To the dining hall Like a rocket, i made it there Only to hear the final; Amen!! Oh no! Food over? I've missed the Show. Back to the hostel to "soak" A senior appeared from nowhere Phram! He "launched" my milk. Sugar, cornflakes and beverage. All went down the drain - his Belly. Thief, i silently cursed him under My breath The dreadful Oliver Twist always Asking for more. I finally escaped only to meet "House captain" (1) Fetch me a bucket of water, he Ordered My uniform and socks paid dearly For this. Finally getting to class later i met "RSM" (2) And he ordered me to frog jump Throughout classes, I was Mopping A girl smiled at me At last a respite back, What's so funny? The teacher Asked me My buttocks were worse off for It. At last classes over! I made it to the dining hall in Record time this time Thank God, prayers! I served Them "Nicely" (3) I was about to descend on my Food When a prefect came calling I'D been reported for "striking" (4) I missed my meal again Siesta was too Short Afternoon prep was nightmarish I was in the hall for food Thirty minutes before the bell They called me. Two minutes to prayer, I went to Relieve my self Coming back to the hall There had been a "Lionning" (5) On my table And I'D been massacred I dozed throughout night prep Getting back to the dormitory My mattress has been "Suaved" (6) No not again!, not again!!. I had only my spring to sleep on "Gbagan! Gbagan!! Gbagan!!!" (Morning bell) No, don't tell me its another day Dedicated to all students of Command sec. sch. Ipaja Note 1. "House captain" -A prefect to captain The house and dreadful senior. 2. "Rsm" - Residential Sergent Major 3. "Nicely" - Unfairly 4. "Stricking" - Cheating in the dining hall 5. "Lionning" - Rush for food 6. "Suaved" - Stolen. PS: It a true life story |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by mide312(m): 10:49pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
What do you expect when you don't settle. It was cool launching your PROVS then, , Very RICH Soakings LOL |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by MrInfo1(m): 5:22am On Sep 05, 2008 |
Bad guy |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by lynxnoon(m): 10:53pm On Sep 07, 2008 |
@info hmmmmm our nxt soyinka (hpmm e easy!!!) |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by romsky: 2:36pm On Sep 09, 2008 |
sure it was not nemesis 6 evils in a day for an evil genius |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by MrInfo1(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 28, 2008 |
Re: The Travail Of A Junior In Www.css-lagos.com by MrInfo1(m): 10:44pm On Dec 31, 2008 |
u er was ur account deactivated on FB |
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