The armed robbers aproached an ibo man with gun and said
Your money or your life?
The Ibo man said, Take my life, make i take the money.
den kill Jesus christ, e no rise up the third day?
Boys i no de joke with money o.

As the robbers wanted to shoot him, he said

Nna slow slow now, ok I go cooperate, make we share am 40---60.


Who will take 40, i know you will ask, Go check the answer at Google.com.

*hisses for 3 hours*

@poster
nna d joke is stale
@clemcy
hiss for 3 hours? ? ? u would pass out

@Poster

Are you always this dumb or you're making a special effort today?

9ice response

shakes head @ poster and waves middle figer to him

Free mouth, free talk,

Eh Pappy, wetin happen to you nna ? Abeg. . . Wake up . . . Am sorry for farting at you till you fainted.

Folly, keep up the good work. I be your fan sha

you tried but that was a bit dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Am wit you

clemcykul:

*hisses for 3 hours*

,now I know why your mouth bend

To all critics, Thanks

To all praisers, thankS thanKS thaNKS thANKS tHANKS, THANKS.

Eh

*wat am i gonna do to you pappie??*

Huh

clemcykul:

*what am i going to do to you pappie??*

FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART

Hmmmmm

@ gabbr
You chop beans your fart too dey smell like mortuary
But why, go flush ya belle o.
Na advice, no be yab

I sense jelousy

@poster

MammyPams don do am again, u try

the guy dey ill

. .

pele oh

I sense that you guys are jelous with the poster

and embarrass with your fart

abeg tell am oh

Since when did I fart If you want me to fart, I can start all over again

Just ask for tufe's permission this time

no one should disturb tufe

he is busy washing my clothes

and my underwear sha

Washing what??
I perceive an odour. Its either from gabbie's fart or her underwear,
Huuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn, Smelling BAD.