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If Ladies Were Banks by Saylawchar(m): 5:27pm On Sep 09, 2008
If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank. The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank. The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinental bank. The silent but dangerous ones are--First inland bank. Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB. Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank. Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection—UBA. Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank. Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank. The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance. The huge ones that ''stand gidigba (firm) for ground—First bank. The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank. The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when their husbands are broke -- GTB, lol,
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by arramyjay: 11:33pm On Sep 09, 2008
@ saylawcharles
So which category of this banks does your current girlfriend fall into?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Saylawchar(m): 9:55am On Sep 10, 2008
shegirl71:

@ saylawcharles
So which category of this banks does your current girlfriend fall into?

if i'm not mistaken you shegirl17, i dont want to tell now until when i see other users response.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Nobody: 10:01am On Sep 10, 2008
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by arramyjay: 10:28am On Sep 10, 2008
shegirl71:

@ saylawcharles
So which category of this banks does your current girlfriend fall into?

It was just a simple question,but u are taking it too far i take offense by the way u spelt my name it is shegirl71 i will over look it this time cos Charles u dnt want to start with me,and yea i forgot u probably dnt have a girlfriend were u nt the dude that wanted tope2000's email address to make PERSONAL COMMENT shit i should have known.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Scopium: 10:56am On Sep 10, 2008
[size=13pt]Somebody posted this topic before, why duplicate it?[/size]
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by clemcykul(f): 10:55am On Sep 11, 2008
ask me o
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by Opslag(m): 10:59am On Sep 11, 2008
Sho na que.be that?him wan no na abi na bad thing?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by mykali(m): 11:12am On Sep 11, 2008
sad angry angry angry angry
Re: If Ladies Were Banks by tufe(m): 2:00pm On Sep 11, 2008
@post

lovely, i love the joke grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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