okay i dey go house go wait 4 u, tonight shall be hot.

*dances yahoozee out of the party*

wetin go happen. ma that impotent man wey no fit perform u dey tell about hot nght. abegee, make we hear word

*b4 Chioya left*
Johnny: mummy, why daddy and evribodi dey dance and smoke like this?
Chioya: Johnny, today na ya papa buffday, 12th september!
Johnny: Ok, so which year and month dem born my papa?
Chioya: see ya head like ya papa own!
Johnny ran to cbase
Cbase: Johnny wey ya mama?
Johnny: i no know, make i go ask am
Cbase:[ full of weed smoke] see ya head like ya mama own!

Like pikin, like papa and mama

LoL. . . . . Johnny o!!!

Happy Bday c base.

Stale birthday

thank u my correct guy SKFA1

@Infoboy
Dont worry wen u grow up, i'll talk to ur daddy into throwing one for you by the way i'll be throwing a birthday for little Johnny ur good friend, told me u guys are tight friends, so am inviting you, keep ur feeding bottles at home, tell ur mama not to package any snacks for u, dont worry wear only ur clothes, u can wear johnny's own too. , tell oda little friends of yours too, they're all invited.

Stop embarrassing me

see this olodo. can u even define embarassment

tufe:

see this olodo. can u even define embarassment

lol

Stop Eba rassmenting me  ETC

see as u wowo

*^{Too much noise and smoke}*The neighbours are already dialing 911,all of una don enter wahala especially those that would be apprehended with weed.I would be bailing only the ladies out sha anyway.Make the guys know in advance say na OYO dem dey.

come, no dey deceive urself for there dey talk 911. na naija we dey, for here, u run to the police station, and as usual, they tell u that they dont have fuel in their car.

E don even certain say i no go bail you TUFE.And na you dem go catch with exhibit,i know.

tufe:

see as u wowo

He cosine you  

@show

just so u know, mike okiro na my former hse boi

@info

i dey helep u tell u truth, u dey vex for me

Before Mike Okiro come nko??U go don suffer well well.I pity u

maka how na. i have connections in high and low places

Re-phrase abegee.Remove the HIGH and simply say I have connections in low places,ok??

life is beautiful

abi oh, i still thank God for everything

infobaba:

life is beautiful

na MTN u dey work

. . no e for be etisalat na. see talk

showbobo:

na MTN u dey work

tufe:

. . no e for be etisalat na. see talk

ur job na to dey shine teeth up and down abi

No mind am.Na unilever him dey work(close-up)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa. . . . . I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Birthdays. . . .

If its my birthday, I would like to have a teddy bear. Thank you

I hope you can still remember when you were born

DUH UHHH. . . 1983!

You think I be grandma?

God. . . Na you and my Grandmother be same year(1983).Which month you be cos you fit even senior her with some months. .

kai showbobo, the gal dey lie oh. she dey try redice age so she go find husband. her real year is 1936. do the maths and know her real age