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If Ladies Were Banks: by Gnexplore: 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2008
If ladies were banks:

The tall slim ones would be called -----------Skye bank

The robust and spacious ones-----Oceanic bank

The ones that move from one relationship to another----- --Intercontinent al bank

The silent but dangerous ones -----------Firstinl and bank

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard------- ------- Bank PHB

Those who stick to one man--------- -------Fidelity bank

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--- --------- -UBA

Those that go to any extend to make you sad--------- -------Zenith bank

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue------- -----Union bank

The brief and summarized ones-------- ----Micro Finance

The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'----- ------Firstbank

The beautiful, reserved and homely-----Diamond Bank

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke ----------- GTB
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by arramyjay: 9:27pm On Sep 11, 2008
Oh no not this topic again.

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