Bobby Naidoo from Durbs, applies for a job as a salesman in Vrede in
the
> Vrystaat in a hyper store.
>
>
> The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
>
>
> Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back in Grey street
> Durban 'n all."
>
>
> Well, the boss liked the indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
>
>
> "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you
> did."
>
>
> His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
> store was locked up, the boss came down.
>
>
> "How many sales did you make today?"
>
>
> Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
>
>
> The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
> average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd
> better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
> the sale for?"
>
>
> Bobby says: " R1,401,237.64"
>
>
> Boss says: "Bliksem, "R1,401,237.64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did
you
> sell?"
>
>
> Bobby stutters: "Sir Larnie Boss man, First I sell him the small
> fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
> fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n
all.
> Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the
coast,
> so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in the Indian Ocean
> cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
> boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then
> he said he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying
> true 'a all, so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and

> sell him
that
> 4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I then get to ask

> him where he'll be staying 'n all, and since he han no possi to kip, I

> took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6
> sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should
> throw in about a R1000 worth of groceries and two cases of beer and
I'm
> scheming that's lekka 'n all and I gave him discount, "
>
>
> The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
> fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
>
>
> Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of
Tampons
> for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekends stuffed
'n
> all, you might just as well go fishing.

too much words waters ur write-up,

Durban is ma hometown, man, Show some respect!

lmcsao .at last a south african joke.yey

:d

Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure

RSA:

Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure

hahahahahaha

@RSA
E.g your grandmother

MISS WORLD Questions

AMERICA
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman,
(Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening,
(Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth,
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves,
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door,
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night,
(Applause! Applause! Applause!

SOUTH AFRICA
Question: Ms SA, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss SA: Eish they are scared of me, They do it when they are drunk

mogentle:

@RSA
E.g your grandmother

Is yours dead? or you are a son of a rapist?

A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a
little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,''If
my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
Elephant.''The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a
prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a taxi driver!''

OGBE!

ase

RSA:

A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and
starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'D be a
little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,''If
my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little
Elephant.''The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry
and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a
prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a taxi driver!''

thinking kid

good one

recycleD

send more

@info
give it a rest.
many jokes are recycled

hobbyist. Ok

Nice jokes poster.

@gabrywyl, thanks,Iknew you will get my jokes
@Sam Milla,thanks


Clear Day

Three men walk out of a mental hospital hoping to escape.
The first says, "If there's a high fence, we'll dig under it!"
The second says, "If there's a low fence, we'll jump over it!"
The third says, "Well, we're out of luck, boys! There is no fence, "

So they just went back to their rooms.

INTELLIGENT V/S BEING CLEVER
A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.

So the black guy said

"Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".

"Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad,
"Where are my bananas?"
The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled.
Then the white guy said few seconds later, can u look after your brother

I am going to the toilet.
The black guy says, OK.
When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking
"What happened to my monkey?"
The black dude says
"Mr. don't get involved it’s a family matter!!!"

A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered: “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

Classic….

An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.

In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying,

“Your honor see this, can he rape* wit this tiny tot?

The boy whispers,

“Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

RSA:

INTELLIGENT V/S BEING CLEVER
A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas.

So the black guy said

"Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".

"Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad,
"Where are my bananas?"
The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey.

The black guy just chilled.
Then the white guy said few seconds later, can u look after your brother

I am going to the toilet.
The black guy says, OK.
When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking
"What happened to my monkey?"
The black dude says
"Mr. don't get involved it’s a family matter!!!"

now this is the best joke you have published so far

LOL Nice one!!!