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Ponderables by soccerchic(f): 4:29am On Jul 08, 2006
Hi guys, a friend of mine just email me this PONDERABLES and that made me think, hope it will do thesame for u,


CAN U CRY UNDER WATER?

HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

IF MONEY DOESN'T GROW IN TREES THEN WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?

WHY DO U HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN", BUT IT'S ONLY A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS?' WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?

ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK  WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY?

WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?

WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY 'SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?

IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED  A HEARING?

IF YOU DRINK PEPSI AT WORK IN THE COKE FACTORY, WILL THEY FIRE YOU?

WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?

WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?

HOW COME WE CHOOSE FROM JUST TWO PEOPLE FOR PRESIDENT (IN usa) AND FIFTY FOR MISS AMERICA?

WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE? THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.

WHY IS THERE LIGHT IN THE FRIDGE AND NOT IN THE FREEZER?

DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG'S FACE, HE GETS MAD AT YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE; HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW.

DO U EVER WONDER WHO THE HEACK THIS SOCCECHIC IS AND WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

HAVE A NICE DAY!!! wink
Re: Ponderables by diddy4(m): 4:38am On Jul 08, 2006
nice stuff, some got me thinking while some didnt make no sense at all to me.

goodwork chick. wink wink
Re: Ponderables by soccerchic(f): 4:39am On Jul 08, 2006
THANKS@DIDDY wink
Re: Ponderables by diddy4(m): 4:41am On Jul 08, 2006
u welcome hun. wink wink
Re: Ponderables by jgirl3: 4:45am On Jul 08, 2006
Cool stuff cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hi soccerchick hope you love it here
Re: Ponderables by soccerchic(f): 4:52am On Jul 08, 2006
I do j-gal, its like candy land lol, i have to admit am an adict now grin
Re: Ponderables by Mystique(f): 12:42pm On Jul 17, 2006
Welcome Soccerchic, hope you play a lot of soccer grin grin

***Shouldnt this be under offtopic?***
Re: Ponderables by soccerchic(f): 4:50pm On Jul 17, 2006
Thanks@Mystique, and yea i play as well as watch soccer grin








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