Gabrywyl was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Gabrywyl decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Zain Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy (Tope teadr) was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Gabrywyl asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And Tope answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." gabrywyl got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman (Romade), and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Gabrywyl again was upset and tossed her out.
The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man (Sam Milla) who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Gabrywyl was anxious, but went ahead and asked Sam Milla the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, Sam MIlla answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses."
Gabrywyl was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"
Sam Milla fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"

hmmmmm

Gabrywyl  a he  another mutant  on the loss

@infobaba
which one now

Nice one enny

Gab na a she not he

I be He and She ohhh. . . Havent you heard?

Am not surprised

Cause he be confuse soul. . . Pele ohhh. . .

ennyluv_6:

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man (Sam Milla) who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Gabrywyl was anxious, but went ahead and asked Sam Milla the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, Sam MIlla answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses."
Gabrywyl was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?"
Sam Milla fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"

always the smart dude.

gabrywyl:

Cause he be confuse soul. . . Pele ohhh. . .

You mean Infomama,huh

infomama huh

Gaby the celeb, every topic is about him, oops her! COMING SOON, _ THE GAB MAGAZINE!

@ennyluv,wen did gabby bcm a male.wonders shall never end

I wondrous o, whether she don become he.
Abeg check sexes before posting to avoid embarrassment.

I b male and female. Havent you heard?

Emm, no vex o, do you have the two thing?

yes

So you use to do that thing by yourself eh?

Which thing nne?

That thing that husband and wife use to do. Emmmmmm I cannot say it. , Emmmm F***K

Ohhh I seee. . . . You mean da bla bla bla activity. Heheheh! ;DTo be honest, I only use both to pee pee and wee weee. . . No bla bla bla business for moi. I am still a minor.

he he he. which minor. u are e field major in the act of bla bla bla. didnt u graduate form clems bla bla bla skul with honours. 

bla bla bla? Since when Lai Lai ohhhh. . . . . .

I only major at fartology thats all sha.

manickal was speaking the truth. u major in both courses. bla bla blalogy. and fartology.

With a B.S.C in confuseology

LIARRRRRRRRRRRRR ohhh. . . . . Show me your evidence.

infobaba:

With a B.S.C in confuseology

So true

lol

hmm!

now am convinced u need a break