Pls nairalanders i sincerely need a very beautiful girl friend who must also be very cheap to maintain.
Requirements
Ability to cook egusi soup or any delicacy with as little as 120 naira.

She should aki and paw paw feet tall with a sexyn bow leg.

Ability to walk long distance like a camel and also ready to carry me along when necessary.

She have a working knowledge of about 6 languages including efik, ibo, hausa and yoruba.

Her father must have served during the first republic and should have a pix with the queen by way of confirmation.

If u meet the following requirement notify me at aruzuoke@yahoo.com only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. shalom.

DAMN. . . . I think you are seeking for some mutated alien ohhh