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| On His Deathbed by ituen(m): 8:09am On Sep 21, 2008 |
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family, a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic but, the fourth and youngest is small and ugly. Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if , " The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes my dearest absolutely no question I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. |
| Re: On His Deathbed by Arcani: 9:08pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Thanks for the merix o jare. This is simple recycling of jokes!!!!! |
| Re: On His Deathbed by ituen(m): 10:18pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
thnak u lady |
| Re: On His Deathbed by MrInfo1(m): 10:24pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
That my Arcani for you |
| Re: On His Deathbed by Cayon(f): 11:58pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
hear it b4 - but i'll smile fi you  sorry can't show mi teeth |
| Re: On His Deathbed by neowelsh(m): 2:43am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Keep it rollin  |
| Re: On His Deathbed by clemcykul(f): 8:32am On Sep 22, 2008 |
8grins* welcome back boi, where in blazes have u been  missed u somehow |
| Re: On His Deathbed by freezy(m): 9:08am On Sep 22, 2008 |
Yeh. Looks like all the old timers are finding their way back one way or the other, |
| Re: On His Deathbed by clemcykul(f): 2:47pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
a welcome development it is |
| Re: On His Deathbed by freezy(m): 4:31pm On Sep 22, 2008 |
Fine girl. . . How now? |
| Re: On His Deathbed by showbobo(m): 1:49am On Sep 23, 2008 |
I HATE YOU ITUEN. . . . Where have you been bloke  You made us all miss you unnecessarily |
| Re: On His Deathbed by clemcykul(f): 8:35am On Sep 23, 2008 |
my friend clean dat ur dry tears, just becus dem release iteun from kirirkiri dats why u dey shed tears wey no comot from ur mind |
| Re: On His Deathbed by ituen(m): 7:42am On Sep 24, 2008 |
Clemcy, ur pals at kirikiri missed you too. YOu have a letter from ur roommate, Migines |
| Re: On His Deathbed by clemcykul(f): 4:12pm On Sep 24, 2008 |
lol thanks  silly u |
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