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| All For Love by KunleOshob(m): 12:04pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and The man says to wife "Marsha, we are about to Celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary. We've had a wonderful life together, full of Contentment and blessings. But there's something I've Always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever Been unfaithful to me? “She hesitates a moment, then says "Yes, 3 times, "Three times? How could that happen?" Sidney asks. The wife begins recalling slowly "Well, do you Remember right after we were married and we were so Broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our Little house?" "Yes, that was really a terrible time" replies the Man. Marsha continued, "And remember when I went to see the Banker one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?" "That's hard to take" the man says "but I guess it Really was for us, so I can forgive you." "What was the second time?" "Well," she continued "do you remember years later When you almost died from the heart problem because we Couldn't afford the operation?" "Yes of course" the man replies. " Then you will remember that right after I went to See the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she Explained. "That's true" Sidney nodded. "That shocks me, Marsha, But I do understand that you did it out of love for Me, and I forgive you. "So, what was the third time?" Marsha lowers her head and says " Sidney , do you Remember when you ran for Country Club President and You needed 62 more votes?" The man fainted, |
| Re: All For Love by Pappyshoes(m): 12:22pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
9ice one, love this,  i dont care about your source, its a nice piece, Very different from what i've been reading on nairaland before, Kip it ooooooooop. |
| Re: All For Love by arramyjay: 2:10pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
@ poster nice |
| Re: All For Love by abasifo(m): 2:33pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
  NICE ONE But why was he Fainted |
| Re: All For Love by romsky: 2:34pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
kunle pappy  |
| Re: All For Love by Jeovy(m): 3:09pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
69 votes,chineke.I go die if na me |
| Re: All For Love by tammyswits(f): 3:13pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
Now thats a strong woman! |
| Re: All For Love by bastrin(f): 3:18pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
| D question is did he win d election if yes den she is really a strng woman |
| Re: All For Love by tammyswits(f): 3:25pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
@ bastrin: are you this stupid or you are tryin to piss me off! Read the joke, understand it, then You'll see that he won the election! Bastrin you need asprin! |
| Re: All For Love by romsky: 3:27pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
ty d woman na ANIMASHAUN can u do it in d name of luv  |
| Re: All For Love by KunleOshob(m): 5:24pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
abasifo:If na you, u no go faint? |
| Re: All For Love by mogentle(m): 5:38pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
he go die |
| Re: All For Love by defemz(m): 5:51pm On Sep 23, 2008 |
@ KunleOshob LMAO. I dey always gbadun your jokes omo you r da bomb. Keep it rolling in. |
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