[b]Hey read this, its really very interesting,

Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u helping me? ^{i try}


1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??


Well, get back to WORK now!! [/b]

^{my teeth dey smell make i close mouth}

so wat so funny bout dis now dude?
Get a lyfe man

I thought I read this yesterday from a lady.wait make I check

u be gateman?

I love the baby oil and olive oil part of it.
Not really funny to me but rather WONDROUS make one says, "I wonder o" or like me "I wondrous o"

Sorry but i am kinda confused here. . . is this where i laugh

Wait for my signal

infobaba:

Wait for my signal

YEAH YEAH

C & P

i've just been fooled into this thread by the title.
why use funny for it? atleast pleasant would have
been better. more effort next time

ty anytym u carry dat luk perso dey wound o
abeg just allow may them battery run down huh

spen person 4ce u enta wen u knock door

must i knock before i enter?
u dey yarn mgbuya for here

hmmm

nice dobbing man

THANKS FOR ALL THE CRUCIFICATION OOOOO :DI thank all of una oooo

lol

infobaba:

Wait for my signal

Now this is funny.

Y'all being mean 4 nothin, IT IS FUNNY!! If 1 person says it aint nice all y'all say it aint funny yet you're laughing your teeth out! Follow follow!!!

_{a smile will do!!}

I wonder!

Scopium:

[size=13pt]Who said it's not funny? [/size]

naa fight?!!!

E pass fight sef na war. . . . Make my buddy Scopium brutalize them haters

hehe. . .

u too dey vex?

d£y took after u innit?!!!

@Moyola Who left your cage open ??

Your wife!