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Which Bank Do You Belong To? by quadrillio(m): 1:27pm On Sep 25, 2008
Assuming ladies were banks:

The tall slim ones are called --Skye bank;

The robust and spacious ones--Oceanic bank;

The ones that move from one relationship to another--Intercontinent al bank;

The silent but dangerous ones are--Firstinland bank;

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard-- Bank PHB;

Those who stick to one man--Fidelity bank;

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--UBA;

Those that go to any extend to make you sad--Zenith bank;

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue--Union bank;

The brief and summarized ones--Micro Finance;

The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'--Firstbank;

The beautiful, reserved and homely ones--Diamond Bank;

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke – GTB

Na where you babe belong, share with us.
and u ladies where do u belong
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by showbobo(m): 4:46pm On Sep 25, 2008
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Gabry(f): 4:52pm On Sep 25, 2008
Poster, wheres the hyperactive crazy ones like moi ?? grin

Showbobo, what happen to you today? You seem lost
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Arcani: 7:17pm On Sep 25, 2008
Thanks for the wondrous merix, try again with original one not pirated
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 8:23pm On Sep 25, 2008
the river bank
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 8:25pm On Sep 25, 2008
This whole if whatever were banks thing is gettin deep in ma nerves!
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by dani1luv: 8:37pm On Sep 25, 2008
erhm erhm,
River 9ja., River Benue i belong to
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 8:39pm On Sep 25, 2008
congo bank
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 8:40pm On Sep 25, 2008
Stop it!
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by cbase: 8:43pm On Sep 25, 2008
stop what? Continue Jo, me i belong to the SPERM BANK grin, ,,,,,,,Release, n Relax is the motto
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by dani1luv: 8:47pm On Sep 25, 2008
i belong to REPRODUCTIVE BANK motto Continue to reproduce in yur bla bla bla tyns grin
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 8:54pm On Sep 25, 2008
IDIOTS!!!, sperm bank, reproduction bank my foot! Anyway if you cant beat them join them which bank do u think i suit, quick description of me, 5'4 tall, very pretty, very nice body, "sexy sexy Tammy"
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 8:56pm On Sep 25, 2008
shag bank. plc
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 8:57pm On Sep 25, 2008
tammy, emm, you belong to my bank grin
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 9:00pm On Sep 25, 2008
Which one The one under your mattress/foam??
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by cbase: 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2008
Correct cheesy for once
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 9:10pm On Sep 25, 2008
Thanks teacher!
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by cbase: 9:13pm On Sep 25, 2008
ur welcome, Pupil cheesy
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by tammyswits(f): 9:26pm On Sep 25, 2008
Mmmh
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 10:43pm On Sep 25, 2008
ummmmmm, taking off people wink
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by bastrin(f): 11:03pm On Sep 25, 2008
angry angry angry

my glass friend belongs to BLOOD BANK.

angry angry
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by dreday(m): 11:26pm On Sep 25, 2008
Is it me or has anyone noticed that this Arcani person does nothing else but thrash other people's efforts no matter how good their jokes are?
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by SamMilla1(m): 11:28pm On Sep 25, 2008
hahahahaha
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Gabry(f): 11:41pm On Sep 25, 2008
heheheheheheheh grin
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Baxilexi(m): 10:31am On Sep 26, 2008
dre, true talk bro
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by ohilebo(m): 4:24pm On Sep 26, 2008
River bank nor dey?
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by sylve11: 5:48pm On Sep 26, 2008
M
tammyswits:

IDIOTS!!!, sperm bank, reproduction bank my foot! Anyway if you can't beat them join them which bank do u think i suit, quick description of me, 5'4 tall, very pretty, very nice body, "sexy sexy Tammy"

You belong to ''no Bank''

@poster
good yans jare,
My babe belongs to diamond bank. grin
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by cbase: 8:28pm On Sep 26, 2008
u neva see anythin, abi u no hear say Diamond Shares don dey fall pata pata
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Arcani: 2:58pm On Sep 28, 2008
dreday:

Is it me or has anyone noticed that this Arcani person does nothing else but thrash other people's efforts no matter how good their jokes are?
Baxilexi:

dre, true talk bro
Abeg o, I don't thrash jokes, I only give opinions about them.
My opinions are not facts, if I say I don't like a particular joke, that doesn't mean it is final.
You can appreciate what I don't, after all "[b]one mans meat is another's ponmo"

If a joke is good and funny to me, I would give good comments about it and vice versa.[/b]
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Arcani: 3:02pm On Sep 28, 2008
dreday:

Is it me or has anyone noticed that this Arcani person does nothing else but thrash other people's efforts no matter how good their jokes are?
Baxilexi:

dre, true talk bro

Abeg o, I don't thrash jokes, I only give opinions about them.
My opinions are not facts, if I say I don't like a particular joke, that doesn't mean it is final.
You can appreciate what I don't, after all "one mans meat is another's ponmo"
If a joke is good and funny to me, I would give good comments about it and vice versa.
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Gabry(f): 3:05pm On Sep 28, 2008
And thats what I like about you Arcani. At least you speak your mind and you dont beat around the bush but maybe try to be alittle softer. We have sensitive pikins around. grin kiss
Re: Which Bank Do You Belong To? by Arcani: 3:07pm On Sep 28, 2008
Ok wink

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