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Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by dani1luv: 4:12pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you're so old, how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!" |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by showbobo(m): 4:27pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
@Poster I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. . . . . You think this is funny,huh |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by studio43(m): 4:31pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
@showbobo, why is your face like that? were u born to be this way? |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by dani1luv: 4:32pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
thanks if it isnt funni y yhu post. nxt tyme yhu jst pass'em off i know yhu really lyke ,findin peeps trouble |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by Gabry(f): 5:00pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
Dani, pele ohhh. . . I want to read your post but I dont get my choc milk yet. I'll come back as soon as my baba reach home give me drink milk first. |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by Arcani: 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2008 |
I love that Grandma. Who no like orange! Good one |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by showbobo(m): 3:55pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Arcani:I DONT |
Re: Apples & Oranges ---hahaha by romsky: 4:00pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
granma ought to giv dem a demo |
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