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A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 1:56pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said 'I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every Now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh' replied the auditor, Somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on He went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these bread-wafer Purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes' replied the Rabbi, Realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable Question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every Now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers.' 'I see' replied the Auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover Foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste' Answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to The Tax Office, And about once a year they send us a complete prick.' |
Re: A Real Prick by ramonacee(f): 3:00pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
funny. |
Re: A Real Prick by ramonacee(f): 3:04pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
KunleOshob: wondered how it would have being possible lol |
Re: A Real Prick by sylve11: 5:51pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
lol, funny joke and i like it. |
Re: A Real Prick by Jeovy(m): 6:00pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
ya,he had it coming |
Re: A Real Prick by kay9(m): 6:24pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Chai, chineke lee! Abeg, poster, do you have a picture of the prick? |
Re: A Real Prick by mykali(m): 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
lmaso. nice joke. very funny. and entertaining. cooool. okay. bla bla bla. |
Re: A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 1:28pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you "came" second for a change!" |
Re: A Real Prick by disease(m): 1:42pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
A candle prick with wax cum. nice. What will happen if the husband wears bronze? |
Re: A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 1:49pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
what every man needs: you guys can place your orders on this thread we have a special promo going on now
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Re: A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 1:53pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pitbull terrier on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. To the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?" The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife." "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Join the queue." |
Re: A Real Prick by Moyola(f): 1:54pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
ha!! naa dat is mean!! |
Re: A Real Prick by disease(m): 2:00pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
@KunleOshob O boy! I need that remote control. Send me order info. |
Re: A Real Prick by brimbrack(m): 3:17pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
very nice jokes |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 3:18pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Disease. Na waa to you ohhh |
Re: A Real Prick by clemcykul(f): 3:43pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
*lols hard, falls off a chair and breaks neck* |
Re: A Real Prick by dani1luv: 3:49pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
hehehe hw much 4 dat remote control. the 1st person wey i go use the remote for na . . . . . . . . . . . to be continued |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 3:52pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Ma pikin. you're underage. Please go to sleep before Mama Ngozi go catch you. . . |
Re: A Real Prick by Arcani: 4:00pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 4:15pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
clemcykul:How is ya broken neck |
Re: A Real Prick by dani1luv: 4:16pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
@ gab yhu yhu yhu yhu disgracd mi., who bi ya pikin sef |
Re: A Real Prick by sylve11: 4:25pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
@KunleOshob omo i need dat remote, can u send it to me, i leave in madagascar very close to ur house. |
Re: A Real Prick by Arcani: 4:26pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
Iro, Fadagascar |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 4:27pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
dani1luv: You are 1 year younger than me therefore you be ma pikin sylve11: No you cant have it cause you be ma 2nd pikin. . . Amadioha will strike you sharp sharp remember that. |
Re: A Real Prick by dani1luv: 4:29pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
LMAO seriously men i ned dat remote |
Re: A Real Prick by Scopium: 4:54pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt]That's a good one [/size] |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 4:59pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
That remote is MINE! End of story. Ok people, go to bed and dream of moi |
Re: A Real Prick by dani1luv: 5:03pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
THeif na yhu make am, abi na da poster |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 5:05pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
The poster gave it to me for ma birthday present. . . U jelous abi? |
Re: A Real Prick by mykali(m): 5:14pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
guy. i need that remote. chei. look at what i've been looking for since. my most favourite button has got to be the bla bla bla button. |
Re: A Real Prick by Gabry(f): 5:16pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
none for you. Its illegal |
Re: A Real Prick by KunleOshob(m): 5:17pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
gabrywyl:I would never do such a thing, the remote is strictly for men. putting it in any woman's man would be very dangerous imagine what would happen if the technology is reversed and used to control men |
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