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Dirty Slap! by Bibi(m): 11:16am On Sep 15, 2005 |
President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?" Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again". 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Dirty Slap! by angelak(f): 1:27pm On Sep 15, 2005 |
Re: Dirty Slap! by rashman(m): 7:02pm On Sep 15, 2005 |
Nice one. |
Re: Dirty Slap! by vexxy(f): 7:12pm On Sep 15, 2005 |
Very funny! |
Re: Dirty Slap! by layi(m): 7:27pm On Sep 15, 2005 |
I love it..Quite funny |
Re: Dirty Slap! by hotangel2(f): 5:51am On Sep 16, 2005 |
haha funny! |
Re: Dirty Slap! by fabian(f): 9:18am On Sep 16, 2005 |
Re: Dirty Slap! by sweetnini(f): 12:55pm On Sep 16, 2005 |
thats so funny |
Re: Dirty Slap! by goodguy(m): 10:54pm On Sep 20, 2005 |
heard it b4 but still makes me giggle |
Re: Dirty Slap! by damage(m): 1:24pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
very creative and fuuy. almost fell out of my chair |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Farriel(m): 4:31pm On Oct 03, 2005 |
Loved this one...particularly Kalu and Obj's inclusion in it. I hope they get through another 'dark tunnel' in no time. |
Re: Dirty Slap! by vizion: 6:27pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
men u got me spilling my sides with laugher i very sure i won't eat this nite cos my stomach is full thanks man |
Re: Dirty Slap! by jummiee(f): 4:51pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Nobody: 5:25pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey, Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a Panda! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." |
Re: Dirty Slap! by hotangel2(f): 6:36pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
-- errmmm |
Re: Dirty Slap! by goodguy(m): 6:41pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
olodo ni ee lizzy, u can never understand. A panda eats (consumes) shoots (of trees) and leaves (on the branches). So the guy, being the panda, eats (sandwich), shoots (the waiter with a gun) and leaves (the restaurant). geddit? |
Re: Dirty Slap! by vexxy(f): 6:46pm On Nov 30, 2005 |
cute joke. |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Rolly: 5:04pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
funny i like it @ goodguy, take it easy on the girl now anan? |
Re: Dirty Slap! by hotangel2(f): 5:06pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
Rolly, he's my husband. Allow him to talk to me anyhow! na me and him for house! Anyways thanks.. i get it now! |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Rolly: 5:10pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
Re: Dirty Slap! by goodguy(m): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
Exactly. We know how to deal with each other at home.. |
Re: Dirty Slap! by prettyH(f): 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2005 |
U know..good one though |
Re: Dirty Slap! by scholarist: 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
sweetnini:what if the train gets stoked in a tunnel 4 10 minutes what if the train passes thru 15 dark tunnels |
Re: Dirty Slap! by sylve11: 6:15pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
@poster mhen i loff dat. Obasanjo face go tear with slaps |
Re: Dirty Slap! by clemcykul(f): 11:09am On Nov 12, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Dirty Slap! by spenchuks(m): 2:09pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
scholarist: na him be say teeth go finish for Obj's mouth |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Nautillus(m): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
ROFLMAO. . . . .very nice . . . .excellent . . . .beautiful . . . |
Re: Dirty Slap! by spenchuks(m): 2:35pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
what is beautiful, nice and excellent about this because person dey slap ur former president like small pikin u lack patriotism |
Re: Dirty Slap! by romsky: 2:46pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
ow kom ya post resemble wetin i dey fyt wit hia |
Re: Dirty Slap! by spenchuks(m): 3:50pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
wetin u dey fight opposition doesnt thrive in Naija |
Re: Dirty Slap! by romsky: 3:58pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
patriotic act |
Re: Dirty Slap! by Arcani: 4:08pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Lollipop, nice one |
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