President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry!

Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him".

Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped... but by whom?"

Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me... but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?"

Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again".

Nice one.

Very funny!

I love it..Quite funny

haha funny!

thats so funny

heard it b4 but still makes me giggle

very creative and fuuy. almost fell out of my chair

Loved this one...particularly Kalu and Obj's inclusion in it. I hope they get through another 'dark tunnel' in no time.

men u got me spilling my sides with laugher

i very sure i won't eat this nite cos my stomach is full

thanks man

A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a
sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun
and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender
shouts, "Hey, Where are you going? You just shot
my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man,
I'm a Panda! Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the
following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling
marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and
leaves."

-- errmmm

olodo ni ee lizzy, u can never understand. A panda eats (consumes) shoots (of trees) and leaves (on the branches). So the guy, being the panda, eats (sandwich), shoots (the waiter with a gun) and leaves (the restaurant).

geddit?

cute joke.

funny i like it

@ goodguy, take it easy on the girl now anan?

Rolly, he's my husband. Allow him to talk to me anyhow! na me and him for house!

Anyways thanks.. i get it now!

Exactly. We know how to deal with each other at home..

U know..good one though

sweetnini:

thats so funny

what if the train gets stoked in a tunnel 4 10 minutes
what if the train passes thru 15 dark tunnels

@poster
mhen i loff dat. Obasanjo face go tear with slaps

lol

scholarist:

what if the train gets stoked in a tunnel 4 10 minutes
what if the train passes through 15 dark tunnels

na him be say teeth go finish for Obj's mouth

ROFLMAO. . . . .very nice . . . .excellent . . . .beautiful . . .

what is beautiful, nice and excellent about this

because person dey slap ur former president like small pikin

u lack patriotism

ow kom ya post resemble wetin i dey fyt wit hia

wetin u dey fight

opposition doesnt thrive in Naija

patriotic act

Lollipop, nice one