Last Supper -

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate
chip cookies wafting up the stairs.  He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,  landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula ,
"**** OFF" she said, "they're for the funeral."

lmao ha! dats nasty his wife is so sooo wicked cant wait to see her husbby die.
@post
nice one

old habits neva die

Wetin happen se? why you dey copy me ni?

Maybe just cause he has nothing to say I guess?

@ gabrywyl

Hiss

@ Iyawo

Wetin happen se? why you dey copy me ni too?

Why you hiss like Kay AKA Prince?

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Perhaps you need rest as youre getting old.

agree

yhu dun agree shap shap hehehehehehe

Be cool

ok

U dont tire do you?

Real men don't get tired

HA! Real man. . . . Some real man alright. . .

True talk

Whats with the picture now Hey! Just because my mood is not normal today, i no fit catch you ohhh. . . Dont make me punish you tomorrow when am back to normal . . . . .

why are u so upset about that? (the picture)

reminds her of her first love

na wetin?

na bad thing to remember first love?