wen mama ngozi & baba ngozi d8, u berra b prepared 4d lafta of ya lyf

LMAO!!!

greg, thats why I realkly like u.

gabrywyl:

ehmm ehmm Ehmmm be chinko language ooo. . . U no sabi?    


What are the coded reasons?  

ah ah wetin ehmm ehmm Ehmmm mean for chinko o, because I never learn reach that stage.  
The reasons I will write in Chinese when I figure that out , alright?

To be honest, i no sabi write chinese. am a pirated chinese for that matter.

ok, im just kidding. ehmmm Ehmmm Ehmmm is just an expression

so I sabi Chinese pass you
Ni Hao Ma?
and I say this to the chinko girl every morning ; Hen Piao Liang.

LMAO!!!!!

U forgotten your NI at the front. U say Nie Hen piao liang or you could say Ni hen mei. Its the same meaning. Wow! U can speak some mandarin alright! are you living in Naija?

My chinese dialect is Hakkha but I can speak some Mandarin and Cantonese and a little bit wee of hokkien

gabrywyl:

LMAO!!!!!

U forgotten your NI at the front. U say Nie Hen piao liang or you could say Ni hen mei. Its the same meaning. Wow! U can speak some mandarin alright! are you living in Naija?

My chinese dialect is Hakkha but I can speak some Mandarin and Cantonese and a little bit wee of hokkien

I love languages, to me Chinese is like a comedy, and those girls blush at my Chinese skills, not so good but to see a 9ja trying to speak is very funny.

I don't live in Naija, I live in the Scandinavian, Helsinki at the moment.

and I might be in China for a project next year, so I'm trying to have some skills, it will be useful, atleast I suppose get babe for my 6 months there

heheheh I can imagine you speak in Chinese. I bet it will sound like my bf's sland. LMAO!


Huh? U wanna get a chinko gf? I thought dark cho guys like you guys dont like Chinko's?

gabrywyl:

heheheh I can imagine you speak in Chinese. I bet it will sound like my bf's sland. LMAO!


Huh? U wanna get a chinko gf? I thought dark cho guys like you guys dont like Chinko's?

You have convinced me I will find a chinko in the right proportion plus configuration and variety they say, is the spice of life, make I try first Maybe a trial will convince me, Moreover this my chinko neighbor resemble Aliyah So nothing do me.

Ok. . . So u be same ooo. . . Am sure you dey try out but in the end of time, you will surely marry a Naija girl right?

gabrywyl:

Ok. . . So u be same ooo. . . Am sure you dey try out but in the end of time, you will surely marry a Naija girl right?

No be so o, I'm Nigerian by birth but I am a citizen of the world. I can marry from anywhere white, black, brown, chinko, orobo, lepa. And are you suspecting your bf?

suspecting my bf? Nope. Just that I notice many naija guys are like that. They told me their mind and the majority thinks like that. My bf does not want to go back to his country anymore unless if to meet his family. But only for a vacation. he tells me that he does not want his children to suffer in Naija. Thats why

gabrywyl:

suspecting my bf? Nope. Just that I notice many naija guys are like that. They told me their mind and the majority thinks like that. My bf does not want to go back to his country anymore unless if to meet his family. But only for a vacation. he tells me that he does not want his children to suffer in Naija. Thats why

Ehn ehn, Suffer ke, I don't think I suffered before I left Naija o. Anyway I believe we are all different even if we are from the same country, though some things might be similar.

but don't assume Naija guys do experiments abroad o, I just like to have fun on nairaland o, I be pastor pikin, I dont know anything

What he meant by suffer is not in the country sef. Its the fact that its hard in most countries. Most countries do not accept a Nigerian passport. and like in nairja, supply of electric and water is not as advance as in many other countries, one whole family had to stay in one place instead of having their seperate rooms. Too much corruption in the country. The rich becomes ritcher and the poor become poorer. . . Things like that. . . If you know what I mean

gabrywyl:

What he meant by suffer is not in the country sef. Its the fact that its hard in most countries. Most countries do not accept a Nigerian passport. and like in nairja, supply of electric and water is not as advance as in many other countries, one whole family had to stay in one place instead of having their seperate rooms. Too much corruption in the country. The rich becomes ritcher and the poor become poorer. . . Things like that. . . If you know what I mean

May be true to an extent.

That is why I wanna start my campaign from Nairaland, DapsyCool for 9ja president 2020

Ok. Here are the steps to be president.

1) Kill your government. make sure you slaughter them all good and make sure not a single one of them fit live to wear their next brand new underwear

2) Rob all the money from the rich people and divide them equally to the poor

3) Whoever litters and spit on 9ja ground will be slaughtered to pieces and be fed to the Bush Animals

4) drink lots of water

5) Dont tell your plans to anybody especially not to your momma. Cause your momma will tell the whole world. That what women are known for. CNN Mouth

When you're done with that, they are next steps to take.

gabrywyl:

Ok. Here are the steps to be president.

1) Kill your government. make sure you slaughter them all good and make sure not a single one of them fit live to wear their next brand new underwear

2) Rob all the money from the rich people and divide them equally to the poor

3) Whoever litters and spit on 9ja ground will be slaughtered to pieces and be fed to the Bush Animals

4) drink lots of water

5) Dont tell your plans to anybody especially not to your momma. Cause your momma will tell the whole world. That what women are known for. CNN Mouth

When you're done with that, they are next steps to take.

Now you have broken rule number 5, you've just told the world the plan, its really true girls are parrots

@ topic



yes i will just to blow up his **** w/ my mass weapon so 2 satisfy his curiosity

sure

no second thought yes

dapsycool:

Now you have broken rule number 5, you've just told the world the plan, its really true girls are parrots

No I didnt./ Did I tell anyone? i only told you ooo. . . u this sef. . . are you kolo or wetin? dont assume other people can hear us cause they can't  

@Topic.

I fit date her cause uhm. . . ehmm ehmmm ehmmm

oh gabby!

i will go 4 sex change just to date her

~Sissy~:

@ topic



yes i will just to blow up his **** w/ my mass weapon so 2 satisfy his curiosity

The more you talk about this weapon, the more curious I get  I think we need to analyze this thing

gabrywyl:

No I didnt./ Did I tell anyone? i only told you ooo. . . u this sef. . . are you kolo or wetin? dont assume other people can hear us cause they can't  

Ok ma, go get a di shi to the market, and but what Ima cook for this chinko

oh dear u no wan try me ooo

~Sissy~:

no second thought yes

u dnt wanna miz a ding-a-ling-a-ling  

@ OP
sure yah yep si oui

Sissy meet me behind the camera, I'm out for now,,,

Nope!!

over & over again

wia u bin al ds yl? na wa!

@ OP
yeah, i no mind

av been around na

@poster