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The Lie Clock by feelgood(m): 1:09pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan………, |
Re: The Lie Clock by chioya(f): 1:13pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
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Re: The Lie Clock by romsky: 1:14pm On Oct 03, 2008 |
encourage d days of lytle beginning na mama J poster i laff in hausa jare - na tobacco color no vex |
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