Samguine:
Alright. I would remind you of this statement when you try anything funny

. Haha..... A friend of mine always says 'we are all products of in.cest'.........PS: the autocorrect kept on changing it to 'inbreeding'....I wonder what is wrong with the word

Samguine:
Hi dear...mo wapa jare. Got in a little bit late cos of traffic. Should have replied you earlier but the World cup match took my attention.
How are you? How was service too? Shey u prayed for me sha?

Yeah,I undrstnd,men& dier passion 4futbal. Bn readin evrybdy's comment hia,I'm nt a futbal fan anywyz. I'm fyn, service ws k. Yep I prayd 4yu,"u wl surely reach ur goal" dt ws d topic&prayers centrd on it.

buksich:

Yeah,I undrstnd,men& dier passion 4futbal. Bn readin evrybdy's comment hia,I'm nt a futbal fan anywyz. I'm fyn, service ws k. Yep I prayd 4yu,"u wl surely reach ur goal" dt ws d topic&prayers centrd on it.

Lols. Not all men are passionate about football. As for me, I just see it as a distraction and as an avenue to relax. Thanks for the prayers too. Would reciprocate before I sleep tonight. What ia still keeping you awake btw?

sokarsenal: . Haha..... A friend of mine always says 'we are all products of in.cest'.........PS: the autocorrect kept on changing it to 'inbreeding'....I wonder what is wrong with the word

Nairaland can censor for Africa.
But do you believe the claims of your friend? What proofs does he have to support his claim?

27 days to go.

Slowly but Steadily

Samguine:
Lols. Not all men are passionate about football. As for me, I just see it as a distraction and as an avenue to relax. Thanks for the prayers too. Would reciprocate before I sleep tonight. What ia still keeping you awake btw?

Uw. I fink mst men luv futbal. Sleep is nt jux cumin ni

osemu8: why Brazil no go lose, when them use all their energy sing national anthem

No mind dem,when dem dey sing their national anthem wey long pass one terry G track dem no know say na sufferness to romance dem at last.....Yeye team.

TALE OF THE SURPRISED: I was watching brazil vs germany and was smiling because my favourite Deutschland was ahead with 1 goal....then it happened......the rumbling in my stomach was too much and a call was coming through my phone, I had to mute the television and take the phone with me as I went to visit 'the white house'...glanced the television screen as I hurried, it was just 22.14....just 22mins 14 seconds I repeat........I thought to myself, I could hurry to the toilet without missing a thing....*shitWithTheSpeedOfLight* I don't joke with quality football matches.....Got into the toilet...did my 'duty' with relative ease under relative speed.......I thought I was going to be the only person in the world who was very fast at that time of the night........Well the thing is I was beaten by some super effective GERMAN MACHINE and their speed......I came out of the toilet and understood why german cars are fast..............KLOSE , KROOS , KROOS again and KHEDIRA had beaten me with speed and accuracy that night......for those of you who understand this, and I know a lot of you understand, 4 goals in 6 minutes in a world cup semi final.....UNTHINKABLE, 'UNdoable'................#SHOCKE--R#........I was beaten in speed by a 36year old man, a 24 year old (acceptable) and a 27 year old 'fasting' muslim who I must say had not eaten or drank water for about 12 hours prior to that match.....and yet I want to go do drills everyday for 20 odd days........I DON DIE

Hello beauties and handsomes


Buenas Noches Amigos

Samguine:
Nairaland can censor for Africa.
But do you believe the claims of your friend? What proofs does he have to support his claim?

. He says if you believe in creation by God (Adam and Eve) as all christians and muslims should believe then u would know that Cain had to sleep with his sister to procreate....hence reason for 'we are all products of in.cense'..........well it is the only logical explanation there is

The scoreline was a BragaGerm


Its OrkuzPokuz

@Sokarsenal

buksich:

Uw. I fink mst men luv futbal. Sleep is nt jux cumin ni

Sleep must come ni . I want your eyes to be clear while designing the dress later today.

sokarsenal: . He says if you believe in creation by God (Adam and Eve) as all christians and muslims should believe then u would know that Cain had to sleep with his sister to procreate....hence reason for 'we are all products of in.cense'..........well it is the only logical explanation there is

It actually isn't rocket science

@Sam

I love football bur am far from what you can call a fanatic.

I support Barcelona FC

Never was

Never is

Never will be a fanatic.

Am a fan without the "atic"

Samguine:
It actually isn't rocket science

. Ya....it isn't......but you still meet 'overdo' christians who still dispute the fact........well since its not rocket since as uve come to agree.....you wouldn't refer to that my statement ever then when 'I start to behave funny'.....

ALAYORMII: The scoreline was a BragaGerm


Its OrkuzPokuz

@Sokarsenal

. You mean the MAGIC TERM Hokus Pocus?

Samguine:


*yimu*
See them..una no dey shame. Macuwon is just 12, yet he has an EX-girlfriend. Both of you are nearing 30..in fact it would be a miracle if NYSC does not exempt you guys, yet you can't boast of a crush...chei. Na wa o

What even is a 'crush'?

chindi: This thread sha, na wa o..
Last time I checked dis thread, d issue was between Adaekube and Samguine, the two 'lost' abi na love birds.. Whateva happened to dem..
Today na Soccer una dey discuss.. Me happy say BRAZIL loss ni.. I bin don dey winch dem since Round of 16.. Finally e don work.
Any time una begin discuss NYSC matter, make una inform me o jare!!

How we go take inform you na as you no drop number, you no come drop recharge card sef. And see, this house phone don spoil, we gats to buy another one to take call you. So all in all you go drop like that kind 17k

LOL!!!! Nairaland is funny, man. They replace s.hit with poo.
replace dop.e with drugs.
Now, someone says they replace inces.t with inbreeding! LMAO!!!!!!!! What even is inbreeding!!??

incest

HuckleberryFinn: incest

. Production of offspring as a result of mating between closely related organisms.....or in the case of humans your family member.....like when you 'handle' your cousin or sister and she gives birth

Samguine:
Sleep must come ni . I want your eyes to be clear while designing the dress later today.

Lolz

sokarsenal: . You mean the MAGIC TERM Hokus Pocus?

Nope

Just one of the many words that came to my head during the calamitous calamity that befell Bragagerm (another name for Brazil) yesterday.

HuckleberryFinn:

What even is a 'crush'?

*sighs*
We give up

buksich:

Lolz

It's not a laughing matter joor.
How's your night btw? Hope you slept well?

sokarsenal: . Ya....it isn't......but you still meet 'overdo' christians who still dispute the fact........well since its not rocket since as uve come to agree.....you wouldn't refer to that my statement ever then when 'I start to behave funny'.....

Lols bro...you got me wrong. I wasn't supporting inbreeding in anyway. In God's eyes, it is wrong. Moreover, I am researching Genesis 4. My research isn't conclusive yet. Would get back at ya when I come to one.

twas an Exhilarating game of football last nite... Hope today will also be exciting ...Good Morning Ladies & Gentlemen of d Corp

sokarsenal: . My day was good......it seems asaba is always cold.....cause you complain about the cold a lot........anyways it better not be too strong oh....because I plan on stayin somewhere at asaba before and after camp if I'm posted to delta state

hehehe just know it will be cold when you come.maybe we close to river niger.good morning

Samguine:
You have an ex-girlfriend? What is this generation turning into?
When old men like Skateboard and HuckleberryFinn still dey find crush, not to talk of girlfriends

mk dem dey there dey find crush na.. I no be old man like them... They are probably too old for girlfriends

Goodmorning house.

Countdown to camp, i think that should be 28days to go