Samguine:
Dey there dey jonz Where you dey since?

Ptoocool:

Ah remove cap 4u bro..
*Quickly qrabs chicken* the pepsi can wait..

Ojestas: bro, u fix nail?

Ojestas: don't tell me you don't know her. NTW, I ll Introduce her to you tomorrow

okay, shey make I wear my kwismas cloth waka come?

Ojestas: don't tell me you don't know her. NTW, I ll Introduce her to you tomorrow

macuwon:

ur skul dey offer d courses abi?

Samguine:
You are a product of what you see and hear.......and where you go to..



But that is none of my business

osemu8: na so NYSC dey talk since 1973

Estyfloxy:
dat means they re ready to give lik five t shirts, shorts & tennis to each corper...no probs

Temmytea70:
U arnt even romantic at all.....ayaf made up my mind not to call her what everyone calls her(tracey)......av got my own petname for her...(Tracy)....

Temmytea70: ....

Hahahahahahahahhahahahah.....I can't laff o........maybe na im sister help am hold d book

Ojestas: I smell e-polyandry

Smeeky: C'mon,u guys should leave traecey alone. Aint you guys aware of the heartbreak she suffered from ur President of playboy mansion(meeky)...please let this cutie be,she doesn't want any of you guys.

@traecey..cutie,ignore this guys,they are all members of the Playboy mansion...

kennykg:
Oga I'm not a member

Samguine:
Omode o mogun, o un pe lefo.

Small piking no sabi say na juju him dey play with, him dey call am vegetable.

Gbajabiamila1: Good evening #TeamB14. At the pre-mobilization briefing held @ Lagos State University today, we were told not to take anything mufty to camp. Not even extra shorts, T-shirts or Tennis because NYSC is ever ready to dish out their fake stuffs. Shey na so them dey tell corpers before? Or they mean it this time around say they'll seize those extras from us.. Over to you oga Yokiti and other bosses with answers. Thank you.

osemu8: na so NYSC dey talk since 1973

agohmamuda:
na so? I be soldier boy oh, and me-you are in d same camp. U knw how we roll na.

saltinn: the ogun in ur statement is nt juju but herbal medicine

Smeeky: C'mon,u guys should leave traecey alone. Aint you guys aware of the heartbreak she suffered from ur President of playboy mansion(meeky)...please let this cutie be,she doesn't want any of you guys.

@traecey..cutie,ignore this guys,they are all members of the Playboy mansion...

yokiti:
I dont know what I will say that will be better than what you have said. Maybe the New DG is trying to do things right.
I will advice all to have at most 3 mufti wears (including the one you wore to camp) for the 3 sundays that you will WEAR TILL 2PM before you GO BACK to your all white angelic apparel.
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@ Cutiepie01 our headmistress you are welcome ma. Yaya komi dei komi?
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There is something that has been on my mind for months now; Please, can we all stop using "oga" before yokiti when you need my attention? I will appreciate it more than the way android phones will appreciate unlimited data connection.

Temmytea70: Gudnyt peeps

traecey: goan find kpekus la..just 5h

Ojestas: if u like, call am trashy. All I know is that traecey is sexier than your Tracy. BTW, seems she's off to sleep, Now I can sleep too. Goodnight

REDBUNNY: Goodevening everyone,hope y'all had a nice day? Please I want to know if the rubber tennis shoe is compulsory cos I searched everywhere today I couldn't get it.