Sowl:
Chaaiii!! Sammypenguine na tru u yarn oo,money is far greater dan music love oo,richman dey talk poorman say im get idea,abeg help me ask am who nid im idea wit no money 2 execute am,BTW oo my guy,u go dey oppress ur peeps 4skul wit cash gan ooo!!!

No time bro...Money na my servant.

Sowl:
Guy no think am oo,if na ontop music parole i gat ur bak dey 4 ,den u myte ve lost d babe b4 u even stat wooing her,but if na 2help u clearway make oda boyz 4no trespass den i can b ur Mr.capable.

chai there is God o. Were my Pa... ... *calling don jazz, texting cobamz*

traecey: lmao

. Actually you were wrong with your initial post......'Everyone' is not claiming to not have worked it.....in fact the number of people who have said to work their service here is more than those who are saying they are 'hoping'......so I'd like to think it was false generalization

Samguine:
*washes sef with Omo and Jik + Hypo + Izal*

*spits again*

acid bath will clear all dear..... cleanse you from all infirmities

ENIMONEY: just believe what you see, not what I say

And I must confess, I have seen things

Smeeky: @Whytjane,bun hope you decode my encoded message through this empty post

yes o... my boo of life

WhytJane:

I was actually expecting this. Where do you want to serve?

zerray: pls no one shld quote me in anything.peace

**in a dettol voice** IF WE DON'T QUOTE U,WHO WILL? #peace# joor

zerray: pls no one shld quote me in anything except miner. peace

modified.
thanks a million.
zerray you must not quote me back

Ewiss: lolz hw u dey jor n ur ada

I am doing just fine. Thanks.

My sweetheart is good. She is in the room resting. She sends are greetings too

Samguine:

I was actually expecting this. Where do you want to serve?

I don't like disappointing
Lagos state

WhytJane: below is the dumbest question I have ever come across about this NYSC matter
I saw it on Facebook and decided to forward it to this place


"Pls, When I collect my call-up letter (Which I supposed
will be inside an envelope). Should I open the letter or
should I take it straight to any camp?"

. Loool funny.....but to some science inclined students/graduates it isn't as dumb as the question......'Who is Albert Einstein?'........I'm 100% sure someone asked that here....but its none of my business #kermitTheFrog#

Samguine:
And I must confess, I have seen things

hian! Are we still on the same page? Abi u don waka leave me Things ke?

WhytJane:
acid bath will clear all dear..... cleanse you from all infirmities

Wetin I go do this lady? I no even fit vex for you

i hav missed lots of pages..cnt go bk again jare
@ lorddaywalker,hw far wit d e-war with ur rivals..hp u won cleaoqueen's hrt eventually?
@traecey,i was here as agreed bt no show..hw far,hp u hav made ur decision..

Samguine:
I am doing just fine. Thanks.

My sweetheart is good. She is in the room resting. She sends are greetings too

Ok ma regards to ha

kennykg:
dey der dey look. Oda mo

dey see ma twin bro.
you bin tink say na national cake.
hmmmmm
allow gej to catch you

WhytJane: below is the dumbest question I have ever come across about this NYSC matter
I saw it on Facebook and decided to forward it to this place


"Pls, When I collect my call-up letter (Which I supposed
will be inside an envelope). Should I open the letter or
should I take it straight to any camp?"

. Although the question is silly.......the state someone is posted to is usually pasted by his name and call up number on any board chosen by students affairs of the school.....so the 'funny' person doesn't NEED to open the envelope to check the camp.....lool (let me be the person's lawyer)

WhytJane:
I don't like disappointing
Lagos state

Haaaaaaaa!!!! Same place I want. I would arrange my boys in the army to deal with you

ENIMONEY: hian! Are we still on the same page? Abi u don waka leave me Things ke?

Hehehehehe. What did you think I meant? As your hand dirty naso your mind be sef

Ewiss:
Ok ma(samguine)regards to ha

modified
Sam u b lesbi...

Ewiss:
Ok ma regards to ha

She go hear. How are you too? And hope your sweerie is treating you well?

kennykg:
we go paint the malt bottle green

Boss! You are mouthed.

moshmod101: Afternoon my co Otondos to be! Howz d day been so far? I decree
On this day dat may we never be victims of Bornu or any volatile
Northern state...

. Actually no corper would be posted to BORNO or ADAMAWA or YOBE........except by request.....its the new directive

Miner13:

modified
Sam u b lesbi...

E be like say you no get work abi? Na to troll you sabi

sokarsenal: . Loool funny.....but to some science inclined students/graduates it isn't as dumb as the question......'Who is Albert Einstein?'........I'm 100% sure someone asked that here....but its none of my business #kermitTheFrog#

actually d 2 questions are like a parallel line that can never meet
and I am 101% sure that it is not every graduate that knows who the hell Albert Einwarefa is..
pls is he on this thread cos am dying to know him
ok! am done!
but did I actually make any sense
but daz none of my business

Samguine:
Wetin I go do this lady? I no even fit vex for you

ask AdaEkube

Miner13:

modified
Sam u b lesbi...

na mistake *ok na

Jimwalex:
hmm..y wld u make hr feel bad again if u wanna forgive? anyway,u hav ur reasons..

remorse is †ђξ word I was looking for. I detest being lied to. Talk less of if na pesin wey I wan spend da rest of my life with. Do you know how long that is? Men.....105yrs to commit to 1person no be beans so I expect †ђξ same.

sokarsenal: Now I'm fully back.....had mad fun yesterday....so much that I didn't notice when my phone dipped into water....too bad it iwnt water proof like the new phones in town......anyways I'm back online......to all the great members who wished me a happy birthday I am freatful.....I want to thank you all..........traecy swit, macuwon, Dr. Meeky ( even if he diagnosed traecey wrongly, belle matter), Samguine (happy he has his e-luv back), Dremichaels, my one and only sweety pie Maureen (honeydear), Alayormii, debygirl, bucksich, Jimwalex, Oga Yokiti (the great mod), Skateboard, Prixxy7 ('yellow' like pawpaw), osemu8 (forget our e-arguments in the past, u are my bro), Smeeky (the excellent poet....reminds me of Biafran's Christopher Okigbo), whytjane, highmey (the red ninja), Cleoqueen (even if she confused me for oga yokiti) , redbunny (if samguine doesn't want you, I'd recommend skateboard...he's a VIRGIN,so you can use him as ur toy), Ajasa4link (I foresee #23,500 winnings inside camp), mikedimeji, Ojestas, Ikescope, Gbajabiamila1 (bros I know na your surname, but its hard to spell), eddyrymz, lorddaywalker, Hissexcellencie.....hope I named everyone, if I didn't name you and u wished me happy bday alert me I'd send you 400 recharge card of your choice...lol

No p...u wlcm bro

I don't even know what to type jor

sokarsenal: . Although the question is silly.......the state someone is posted to is usually pasted by his name and call up number on any board chosen by students affairs of the school.....so the 'funny' person doesn't NEED to open the envelope to check the camp.....lool (let me be the person's lawyer)

lawyer ur certificate needs to b seized.....
some people are camped in a different state for the 3 weeks
fake lawyer