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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jul 23, 2014
Smeeky: this is serious grin...u no fit trowey ur money na,na shaping na en sure pass.
lolz i go wear am like dt nio ,
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
TiffanyJ:
bajju, kaduna state
haba I no sabi that one
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014
sugarkemi: bro,try nd buy g-spring pant add join
theriiiissss God and padlock. For my yansh ..too abi :s
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by moshmod101(m): 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014
hiteelong:
Tanx 4 remindin me abt garri o
Yes oo sis...o necessary!!!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014
The pisssshure no upload

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2014
bentonmaye: nice 1!!!
thanks bent...u don finish shopping?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2014
THIS IS FUNNY
A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming.
BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; "SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor.
Girl: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE
MANGO TREE" by Crooks.
Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to
school...
Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe.
Then;
Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them?
Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart.
Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare!

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:36pm On Jul 23, 2014
adedeji65: lolz i go wear am like dt nio ,
Na so jare..I mistakenly got about 2shorts wey d zip-line dey for left side..looks wierd to me,but I no fit trowey my money.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2014
mikedimeji:
Finish ke? E no go even reduce talk more of finish, lol. How are u doing sir
I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jul 23, 2014
Smeeky:
Na so jare..I mistakenly got about 2shorts wey d zip-line dey for left side..looks wierd to me,but I no fit trowey my money.
my own get rope for back , one get rope for side .....e b like shaka
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
Smeeky:
Lol,if I hear..boss like you cheesy

Buh on a serious note,I'm just gonna live my 3weeks as simple as I have lived many years now.

I go chop camp food wella(na my right)...the only day I go chop for mammy na August 5th(that's before them give us meal ticket) and the day wey I no like the kitchen food.

There is life after camp,so I don't have to live my life extravagantly just to impress some series of strangers who will later be my friends and get to know the real me. cheesy

#MyOpinionThough
eye dey feel u; like Fila! That's how I joked that 3500 would be enough for me for 3weeks and someone called me stingy. Peeps be livin large in campforgettin that after/during service year no more pocket money from sponsors again. Its not more spending ur fathers/boyfriend/sugardaddy's money oº°˚

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ALAYORMII: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
lorddaywalker: preserved/embammed (embalmed)body

Its a pun ITK
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hissexcellencie: I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus.
Awww...sorry...please feel better soon smiley
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
adedeji65: my own get rope for back , one get rope for side .....e b like shaka
Simply cut the ropes.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2014
mikedimeji:
U know if u are traveling to anywhere beyond KD from Abuja u will have to pass thru kaduna by-pass usually known as KAWO and that's one of the place the explosion that affected BUHARI's convoy took place. That's was why am contemplating whether or not I should send some one to collect for me
You want to send someone else to death by proxy abi?

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:45pm On Jul 23, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Awww...sorry...please feel better soon smiley
Hey sunshine smiley *coughs* how's ur day?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bentonmaye(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2014
Smeeky: thanks bent...u don finish shopping?
yes sir,waiting for the D day to arrive!!!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2014
mikedimeji: Jimwalex good evening, how was ur day. Abeg which side u dey stay. Try hire helicopter now make u just stop for lokoja pick me make we enter Zaria Becos right now I have already developed atmosophobia
hahahaha...bt y na? well,if dats wat u want i wld pick u up.dow m in kano presently bt i may go to ilorin b4 going to school so i wl branch lokoja wit my private jet..lolz
bt guy kaduna dey boil nw o..2 bomb targeted at a popular islamic scholar and general moh'd buhari respectively xploded 2day.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hissexcellencie: I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus.
May be u should just sleep abi what do u think. Ndo
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by hiteelong(f): 9:53pm On Jul 23, 2014
I made 3shorts for my sef with my machine....my size, my desired lenght & style...I'm good to go

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Gbajabiamila1: 9:54pm On Jul 23, 2014
The way almost all of us dey 'mis-buy' our shorts, tennis, etc shows that na bend down select sure pass. You no fit get those stuffs in a 'tech' boutique and have these loads of complaints, Before you throw me stone, my camp shorts are BS too. So, we many... cheesy.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:54pm On Jul 23, 2014
Jimwalex:
hahahaha...bt y na? well,if dats wat u want i wld pick u up.dow m in kano presently bt i may go to ilorin b4 going to school so i wl branch lokoja wit my private jet..lolz
bt guy kaduna dey boil nw o..2 bomb targeted at a popular islamic scholar and general moh'd buhari respectively xploded 2day.
That's exactly what am saying, 24hrs curfew now. So am already contemplating, may be I should just send some one to pick the letter joor. I tire for the whole flying bomb
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2014
moshmod101:
shocked seriously bro...
so i heard o..somebody posted somethn related to dat here
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2014
Samguine:
You want to send someone else to death by proxy abi?
No no no, sku is in session, I will just scan my SOR with my clearance to them, then the person will collect and send it to me
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by TiffanyJ(f): 10:02pm On Jul 23, 2014
mikedimeji:
TiffanyJ good evening, pls are u resident in KD?
yep i am
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hissexcellencie:
eye dey feel u; like Fila! That's how I joked that 3500 would be enough for me for 3weeks and someone called me stingy. Peeps be livin large in camp forgetting that after/during service year no more pocket money from sponsors again. Its not more spending ur fathers/boyfriend/sugardaddy's money oº°˚
Lol..its no New thing that some Ladies will always call guys who doesn't spend Extravagantly "Stingy"...maybe that's because they don't care about the guy. grin...and d mugu ready to spend senselessly keeps drowning cheesy..Waiting for the 3rd week alawee to settle bills..Am I mad grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by TiffanyJ(f): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
adedeji65: haba I no sabi that one
i know you won't
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014
sokarsenal: . Gone with the wind.....lol.......anyways swity I'm back
lmao...Yokiti tnx for answern mi...Gudevnin hus
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014
TiffanyJ:
yep i am
Abeg hope the bomb no near ur side ooo. I tire for those guys perpetrating this evil
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014
bentonmaye: yes sir,waiting for the D day to arrive!!!
Cool cool..waiting alongside
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014
mikedimeji:
That's exactly what am saying, 24hrs curfew now. So am already contemplating, may be I should just send some one to pick the letter joor. I tire for the whole flying bomb
hmmm bro no be small thing oh,u no tire reach me oh..bt dnt worry,d curfew wld be relaxed soon.lets just hp for d best
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by debygirly(f): 10:05pm On Jul 23, 2014
Hissexcellencie: took medicine to prevent malaria; now I dey smell medicine medicine. sad




Lol dis jst cracked me up... Kpele o

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