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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:30pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Smeeky: this is serious ...u no fit trowey ur money na,na shaping na en sure pass.lolz i go wear am like dt nio , |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
TiffanyJ:haba I no sabi that one |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
sugarkemi: bro,try nd buy g-spring pant add jointheriiiissss God and padlock. For my yansh ..too abi :s |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by moshmod101(m): 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
The pisssshure no upload 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
bentonmaye: nice 1!!!thanks bent...u don finish shopping? |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:34pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
THIS IS FUNNY A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming. BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; "SPEAK ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT?" by Ngozi Okafor. Girl: No, I want that our hymns called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" Boy: I don't have that one... may be you should take the other one "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Crooks. Girl: Fine but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS" while coming to school... Boy: I will also bring this one too, "I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe. Then; Dad: These are too many, will she read all of them? Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart. Dad: Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table titled, "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:36pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
adedeji65: lolz i go wear am like dt nio ,Na so jare..I mistakenly got about 2shorts wey d zip-line dey for left side..looks wierd to me,but I no fit trowey my money. |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
mikedimeji:I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus. |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 9:40pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Smeeky:my own get rope for back , one get rope for side .....e b like shaka |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Smeeky:eye dey feel u; like Fila! That's how I joked that 3500 would be enough for me for 3weeks and someone called me stingy. Peeps be livin large in campforgettin that after/during service year no more pocket money from sponsors again. Its not more spending ur fathers/boyfriend/sugardaddy's money oº°˚ 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by ALAYORMII: 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 9:42pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus.Awww...sorry...please feel better soon |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
adedeji65: my own get rope for back , one get rope for side .....e b like shakaSimply cut the ropes. |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
mikedimeji:You want to send someone else to death by proxy abi? 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 9:45pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Cleoqueen:Hey sunshine *coughs* how's ur day? |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by bentonmaye(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Smeeky: thanks bent...u don finish shopping?yes sir,waiting for the D day to arrive!!! |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:50pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
mikedimeji: Jimwalex good evening, how was ur day. Abeg which side u dey stay. Try hire helicopter now make u just stop for lokoja pick me make we enter Zaria Becos right now I have already developed atmosophobiahahahaha...bt y na? well,if dats wat u want i wld pick u up.dow m in kano presently bt i may go to ilorin b4 going to school so i wl branch lokoja wit my private jet..lolz bt guy kaduna dey boil nw o..2 bomb targeted at a popular islamic scholar and general moh'd buhari respectively xploded 2day. |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:52pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: I was good, until I took this malaria medicine...now my eyeballs dey heavy me like I get d virus.May be u should just sleep abi what do u think. Ndo |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by hiteelong(f): 9:53pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
I made 3shorts for my sef with my machine....my size, my desired lenght & style...I'm good to go 2 Likes |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Gbajabiamila1: 9:54pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
The way almost all of us dey 'mis-buy' our shorts, tennis, etc shows that na bend down select sure pass. You no fit get those stuffs in a 'tech' boutique and have these loads of complaints, Before you throw me stone, my camp shorts are BS too. So, we many... . |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:54pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Jimwalex:That's exactly what am saying, 24hrs curfew now. So am already contemplating, may be I should just send some one to pick the letter joor. I tire for the whole flying bomb |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 9:56pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 9:57pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by TiffanyJ(f): 10:02pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie:Lol..its no New thing that some Ladies will always call guys who doesn't spend Extravagantly "Stingy"...maybe that's because they don't care about the guy. ...and d mugu ready to spend senselessly keeps drowning ..Waiting for the 3rd week alawee to settle bills..Am I mad 1 Like |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by TiffanyJ(f): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 10:03pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by mikedimeji(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
TiffanyJ:Abeg hope the bomb no near ur side ooo. I tire for those guys perpetrating this evil |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
bentonmaye: yes sir,waiting for the D day to arrive!!!Cool ..waiting alongside |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jimwalex(m): 10:04pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
mikedimeji:hmmm bro no be small thing oh,u no tire reach me oh..bt dnt worry,d curfew wld be relaxed soon.lets just hp for d best |
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by debygirly(f): 10:05pm On Jul 23, 2014 |
Hissexcellencie: took medicine to prevent malaria; now I dey smell medicine medicine. Lol dis jst cracked me up... Kpele o |
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