The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian advice

FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss, I'm from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he has refused to eat my 'thing'. Please advice me how to tell him to go down on me cos I really want my 'thing' juice sucked.
COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is communication.
Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is an expert in it.
Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing it... you should talk to your husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u..c.k. my 'thing', what should I do...? No insults abeg... Just need your suggestions.
COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the market?
Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood. SHAME on you.
Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number. 0700233766214
Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to do with your life. Suck kor, soak-away ni.
Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please repent!
Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You a womanhood to disgrace!

l started with laughter n began to cry..Nigerian's I don't ve any words.(PS .you took ur time to compose)

kuddos.