who still remembered Honourable
Patrick Obahiagbon
I was going through the dictionary
to check meaning of words while
reading an exciting novel, it later
occurred to me, if it is to be
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon
that is to teach us simple proverbs
and their meaning in school, how is it going to sound like, going by the way he murders vocabulary...

But nothing spoil sha, I was able to come up with these ones and funny enough, it looks really close to what he would say when asked to teach in a class....

Please enjoy, and add yours if you
have....Peace


ORDINARY ENGLISH: People who
live in glass houses should not
throw stones.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Individuals
who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Twinkle,
twinkle, little star
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Scintillate,
scintillate, asteroid minim.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: All that
glitters is not gold.
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: All articles
that coruscate with resplendence
are not truly auriferous.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beggars are
not choosers
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Sorting on
the part of mendicants must be
interdicted.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Dead men
tell no tales
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Male
cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beginner's
luck
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Neophyte's
serendipity.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: A rolling
stone gathers no moss
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: A revolving
lithic conglomerate accumulates
no congeries of small, green,
biophytic plant.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Birds of a
feather flock together
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Members of
an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Beauty is
only skin deep
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Pulchritude
possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

*ORDINARY ENGLISH: Cleanliness
is godliness
HON. PAT'S ENGLISH: Freedom
from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.


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