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Re: Types Of Husbands by nonjebose(m): 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
Tucees: Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.
We have all of them around us these days,and in good measure. Have discovered some tribes exhibit each of these types in various measures. I will not drop names, though
Re: Types Of Husbands by boombay(m): 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
Types of wivesgrin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
Types of women and their characteristics

Just like the men, am going to list out some few. starting with; PARTY WIFE. These are women who; (1) are very mobile and sociable, (2)are barely at home on weakends to have time with their husband and family, (3) can spend family food money on gifts.

Pampered wife

(1) very spoiled by their parents, (2) very lazy and hardly do house work, (3) love spending money shopping, (40 sees their husband as a house boy.

Pateint wife

(1) always look like they are sick and down trodden, (2) love to complain on everything(husband, children, relatives even weather),(3)are always afraid and lives in anxiety

Boxing wife

(1)Are very offensive and sometime can be violent, (2) They like shouting and nagging, (3)believe in fire for fire.

Dust bin wife

(1) They are very dirty and unkempt ,(2) very unorganised and confused, (3) very lazy at everything except gossiping and eating,(4) Leaves everything to their servants or their children

Security wife

(1)Very protective to their husband, (2)very jealous, every woman seen as a threat,(3) sees husband's friends as bad company,(4) Don't let anyone discipline their child even the teachers, (5)husband's family, friends and workmates are scared of her

Good wife

(1)Virtuous wife ( Proverbs 31), (2) caring loving and very smart, (3) Very helpful, they can even handle husband's business in his absence, (4) Provides spiritual guidance to the children, (5) Very understanding and full of self-esteem.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by omotfavy(f): 12:28pm On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.
.tanx for saying d truth
Re: Types Of Husbands by tbagjames(m): 12:30pm On Aug 02, 2014
mizBerry1: I wish to have Number 10
God sent me to grant you that wish.
Re: Types Of Husbands by toluleke(m): 12:30pm On Aug 02, 2014
Types of husband
a)nairaland husband
b)facebook
c)2go and party hubby...where u see urs

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Re: Types Of Husbands by horlabiyi(m): 12:31pm On Aug 02, 2014
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Re: Types Of Husbands by nonjebose(m): 12:32pm On Aug 02, 2014
Khalessi: Waiting for types of wife thread am sure it's been typed.
Mine is no 10 but sometimes he can be no.......
Fill in the gap na
Re: Types Of Husbands by tbagjames(m): 12:33pm On Aug 02, 2014
freezyprinzy: how do u guys quote peepz nd put'n ur wordz differnt i mean their's in green nd urz normal?
Use the quote button below the person's post
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:33pm On Aug 02, 2014
tbagjames:
Your wife must be serving a life time jail term if you reall have those characteristics

I have left the prison door open for her to escape, yet she is reluctant to go.
Re: Types Of Husbands by kokoA(m): 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
I rep number 1..
Re: Types Of Husbands by adbokus(m): 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
Elegant! Let's talk abt it>
mizBerry1: I wish to have Number 10
Re: Types Of Husbands by Exponental(m): 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
Incomplete.
11. Gbe wu dani husband
12. Maga husband
13. Sexomaniac

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Jovie: 12:35pm On Aug 02, 2014
Obinoscopy: How about types of wives?

ghen gheen!!!!
Re: Types Of Husbands by tbagjames(m): 12:36pm On Aug 02, 2014
pro01:

I have left the prison door open for her to escape, yet she is reluctant to go.
hahaha....husband scarce
Re: Types Of Husbands by cyril10(m): 12:37pm On Aug 02, 2014
Yomieluv: Am a loving husband to be,my wife go enjoy me wella...she will be lucky to have a guy like me as hubby.

You will know better when you get married, it is easy to make all the noise now, the future will tell.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Cecediva(f): 12:40pm On Aug 02, 2014
Only 10 types of husband? why not make it 25 nah... You can include

Paracetamol husband.

Vitamin c husband.

Flagyl husband.

Septrin husband.

Ampiclox husband.

grin grin

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Re: Types Of Husbands by PassingShot(m): 12:44pm On Aug 02, 2014
Proudly #10
Re: Types Of Husbands by Elebiju: 12:46pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lolaabokoku: Na so then D̶̲̥̅̊εγ
Lie,, if Ɣ☺ΰ
Reach their home,, Ɣ☺ΰ
Go see as some men dey maltreat their wiVes
No!!! Omolola I disagree, if men aren't gods you won't use your moniker, you've savoured the joy of a good man thus the moniker" Lola abokoku" your hubby is lucky Jo.
Re: Types Of Husbands by nkenu(m): 12:48pm On Aug 02, 2014
I now know where I fall in. Number 10 ofcourse. tongue
Re: Types Of Husbands by buchibabe: 12:49pm On Aug 02, 2014
Everybody go claim no 10 now.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Jabioro: 12:50pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool
Who be dis gbogbo ero?
Re: Types Of Husbands by Swiftboy(m): 12:51pm On Aug 02, 2014
Tucees: Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.
try me and I see...I could be your number 10
Re: Types Of Husbands by Vikthor(m): 12:53pm On Aug 02, 2014
angry
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool

sey one idiot don break and re break and rebreak your heart so they your heart don turn stone....even strong pass diamond....abi.. angry
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool

sey one idiot don break and re break and rebreak your heart so they your heart don turn stone....even strong pass diamond....abi..
Re: Types Of Husbands by Swiftboy(m): 12:53pm On Aug 02, 2014
Cecediva: Only 10 types of husband? why not make it 25 nah... You can include

Paracetamol husband.

Vitamin c husband.

Flagyl husband.

Septrin husband.

Ampiclox husband.

grin grin
how about MASSAGER HUSBAND? I'll gladly fill in the post.
Re: Types Of Husbands by beeevan: 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
10 would have fit if the spirituality aspect was excluded.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
Tucees: Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.

it isnt and doesnt hav 2 b found in fairy tales, i have seen families where the fathers fit perfectly in2 the picture of num10, i took the wife as my mother, and the man as my spiritual father, because in him, i find the kind of man i'd like to bcum, the sort of father my kids wud always be grateful they have.
Re: Types Of Husbands by yk1808: 12:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
That's nice,but anybody that really want to get the full message should go and buy the disc,am sure the writer took it from Dr Odukoya's sermon.Have forgotten the Topic though (this is not to discredit the writer,but for u guys to get the full message)God bless
Re: Types Of Husbands by Cecediva(f): 12:59pm On Aug 02, 2014
Swiftboy: how about MASSAGER HUSBAND? I'll gladly fill in the post.
.


No problem


You can join them and submit ur CV grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by F117A: 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.
A spiritualess husband?
That is an empty vessel.
When the inevitable storms of life comes on your marriage, who will you run to?
Re: Types Of Husbands by severee(m): 1:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
Love no.9 no nagging out of shape wife and annoying children to make you suicidal and at the same time mommy has grandkids grin everybody wins

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Onyiido: 1:06pm On Aug 02, 2014
All them guys now be forming CARING HUSBAND. Mtchewwwwww!!!!

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