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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by lincDzinc(m): 8:21pm On Oct 04, 2008
why did the chicken cross the road?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Nobody: 8:23pm On Oct 04, 2008
because you were on vacation
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by lincDzinc(m): 10:33pm On Oct 04, 2008
, which kain vacation be that @ibi
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 7:28am On Oct 05, 2008
Now which chicken be this now? undecided
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 7:37am On Oct 05, 2008
lincDzinc:

why did the chicken cross the road?
i dunno why it crossed but gabby was spotted running across the road with a knife two minutes later cheesy
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 7:39am On Oct 05, 2008
I aint a murderer mehn. . . If I catch a chicken, I fit put it in ma zoo ohh
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by MrInfo1(m): 7:46am On Oct 05, 2008
As in cage!
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 7:47am On Oct 05, 2008
cage ke? she just ties em to her bed post
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 7:51am On Oct 05, 2008
Monkey Boy, u have never seen ma zoo how you know I put in cage or not and for your Information, I am against cages. angry

Richo, Bed Post ehn? See. . . Thats what I mean.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 7:54am On Oct 05, 2008
wats wrong with you? i said u tie ur chickens to the leg of ur bed so u watch them even when ur sleeping! if that sounds pervertious to you then u need to visit a priest for prayers
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 7:56am On Oct 05, 2008
And why must be a bed? Among all the things in the world, you have to mention bed.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 7:58am On Oct 05, 2008
so sex is the only thin that comes to ur mind wen sum1 mentions bed?
ok sorry!! u tie ur chickens to ur sleeping mat
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 7:59am On Oct 05, 2008
HAAAA. . . There you go again. Sleeping mat = Bed. the same aint it?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by MrInfo1(m): 8:01am On Oct 05, 2008
Yes, it ain't it
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:03am On Oct 05, 2008
na wa oh! even if i say table u go still accuse me because some people have sex on tables undecided
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:06am On Oct 05, 2008
huh? I didn;t know that. Now I know what imagination you are havin in your head. . . angry
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:07am On Oct 05, 2008
theres no imagination oh! its one boy that told me grin grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:09am On Oct 05, 2008
Huh? So thats why you have a dirty minded brain cause you got influence by friends as such. angry
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:11am On Oct 05, 2008
are u a lawyer or wat angry
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:12am On Oct 05, 2008
HAHAHA! Pele ohhh. . . I was just playing around with you grin

I actually know all ohh
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:14am On Oct 05, 2008
you know all what?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:14am On Oct 05, 2008
nothing
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:17am On Oct 05, 2008
na wa for u oh
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:18am On Oct 05, 2008
Ok Ok Ok. . . I mean like you mention people have sex on the table and all, I know that. Thats what am trying to say.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:19am On Oct 05, 2008
how did you find that out?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:23am On Oct 05, 2008
i watch porn
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:27am On Oct 05, 2008
shocked shocked black people's porn or asians?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:29am On Oct 05, 2008
are you crazy u believe that when I told you that?


by the way, If I ever happen to watch porn, I think I would watch the white people porn.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:30am On Oct 05, 2008
hahaha cheesy
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:32am On Oct 05, 2008
why you laughing at me ohhh. . .
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by richo(m): 8:33am On Oct 05, 2008
u were lying! everybody prefers black porn to white porn!i dont watch porn but i know
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by Gabry(f): 8:35am On Oct 05, 2008
Eh Eh Eh. . . Says who Black porn is betta than white? In what sense now?

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