Choose if you wanna play white or black ok?

black, correspondence chess? how do we keep in touch?

cooldud62*:

Choose if you want to play white or black ok?

Bro, wetin this be now? How about the yellow paw paw like me now?

gabrywyl:

Bro, wetin this be now? How about the yellow paw paw like me now?

hey Gabby hun,the white and black's not about colour of skin.Its the game.

@nutty,
I opened the thread for chessguguru thats making mouth all over nairaland so i can teach him a lesson.
can someone pls show him the way here cos its like he cant find his way!

HI.
COOLDUDE62, here is the chessguru!!, i understand this is some kind of challenge in the kings game called chess!! well since you asked which colour i would like to play

I CHOOSE WHITE !! and my first move is,


1. e4!!

I have my mat and pieces ready to follow your game. I hope you guys can play out the first successive Nairaland Chess Battle.

Pataki:

I have my mat and pieces ready to follow your game. I hope you guys can play out the first successive Nairaland Chess Battle.

hey brother, where have you been? there are very few chess literates on this forum, i have bn dong my thing alone like an[b] isolated pawn[/b] not seen you on the chess threads, did you follow the chikwere gist? anyway, as per this game, it will soon end, except if he grows a cold feet,

where have you been chessguguru?
who showed you the way here?
I thought you'll never see this thread.
Anyway,welcome on board and lemme put you where you belong.
A lot of peeps on this forum have actually begged me to put you where you belong.
You know what?
for this game to be interesting,choose a day and time we both can come online for an hour or two,then we will finish the game within that time.
We can then invite the whole nairaland to watch while we play.
What do you feel?
I'm waiting for your reply.
By the way,playing e4 already makes you a looser my friend.
tell me what you feel and I'll play my move.
cheers looser!

I think i have a better idea. Why dont you guys register at chessmaniac.com (Its an online chess site) and send challenges to each other. That way we all can watch you guys simultaneously while you do your thing. With that we would know who has bragging rights.

Bazz, we want it to be a nairaland battle so its going nowhere.
sorry please,
we just have to agree to be online for like an hour on a particular date and finish the game.

anyway,chessguguru, i play e4 e5 to that your cheap opening.
reply to my earlier post ASAP.

Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4                                              e5

Shaz:

Thanks for that, Pakati - much appreciated.

You are most welcome.

Now where is chessguru to finalize this game?

I think cooldud62* is right. There should be a time duration which both players will battle it out. Otherwise, this single game can last for more than 3weeks.

Thanks pataki,
by the way chessguru,since you are online now,come here
and talk on the time we will play this game and decide

that anybody that doesnt play then is a looser!
we cant waste too much time on it.
moreover, when you wanna play your move, you will
copy all the previous moves and include your present move.
Thats how we will play the game so peole like shaz
will know what we are playing and will be able to follow up.
If you dont reply to this within an hour, i will believe
you are just a mouth maker and dont deserve to call y
ourself chessguru but chess guguru

one day, i was in a club i normally go to play chess
and this guy came from nowhere and said he wanted
to join me cos i was playing with myself.
his first move was moving a porn backwards and
when i corrected him, he told me he just wanted
to see if i was a good player. . .lol
he played another move and i thought he was
really good until he started playing as if we were playing draught!
I decided to play along and he actually paid for my
drink that night including my suya! lol
if i had chased him, i would have paid that myself you know.
I hope chessguru is not like that guy.

If you care too, we can stake!
Been long now i played chess with someone without
staking, but hey, since this is an anonymous forum,
let the game move on bro.

@cooldud62*

       Hi, your posts makes me smile, i wonder who told you that[b] 1.e4   [/b] is a weak move?!no good chess player would say that,   a move that is the hallmark of the most aggressive players in chess history!! the late Fischer called it "BEST BY TEST" ,Besides there is no such thing as a weak first move, it all depends on how and what you want in a game, positional,romantic chess,mainly tactical? staking or blooding isn't a sign of chess intelligence,

as per playing this game by your time rule, well  lets see i will look at this weekend, i have a conference on juvenile justice to attend during the day and and other things , maybe Friday between  8.30 pm and   11.30 pm will be okay,



Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3

I just noticed the moderator, Shaz has been modifying the posts,
Hi sweetie ( moderator),
Please dont moderate anything on this thread,
If you were a chess player, you will know everything we say counts in the game!

You are doing a very good job we agree but please let this thread be!
whenever we yab each other, its part of the game and we dont really mean it o!
dont delete posts, edit posts or ban us

Chessguguru, why is it taking you so long?
I suggest you subscribe to this thread so you will know whenever a post is sent to the thread,
we cant keep waiting for you to play everytime ok?
lets see how far we can go tonight ok?

Chessguru (W) Cooldud62* (B)

1. e4 ! e5

2. NF3 Nc6

SORRY,just seeing your move, how long have you been waiting?




C[b]hessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4[/b]

Its taking you too long man, are you recieving tutorial from someone or something?


Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4                                             Bc5

hey chessguru, you just took back a move!!!
Its too difficult to believe.
Are you a chess player or do you think we are playing draught?
In chess, you dont take back a move and there's nothing like "sorry"

i recommend you put back the former move or resign.


@shaz, ok dearie, i thought you guys could do and undo.
that means seun's watching abi?
then seun,please dont edit again ooooo,
this is chess and bragging goes side by side with it ok.
thanks.

sorry was meant 4 keeping you waiting  i did not know you made a move, a[i]ssuming without conceeding that i took back, you should not have moved before complaining, now lets make some progress,
[/i] WELL IF THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT, THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO FRY A FISH, NOW PLAY!!


Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4                                             Bc5

4 0-0

we will soon see who the fish is and who will be doing the frying!

Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4                                             Bc5

4 0-0                                              Nf6

i bet you are the main actor of "THE FISH ALSO CRY",




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Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4                                             Bc5

4 0-0                                              Nf6

5 NC3

Hey buddie, i gotto sleep, what do you feel about tomorrow?
What time do you think we can continue?Just lemme know when you are free.
you can send a mail to d.jacob62@yahoo.com takia,this is my last move for tonight.

Chessguru (W) Cooldud62* (B)

1. e4 ! e5

2. NF3 Nc6

3 BC4 Bc5

4 0-0 Nf6

5 NC3 0-0

i have a big conference tomorrow, thru out the day, may finish late, but then evening should be free from 8pm

Chessguru  (W)                       Cooldud62* (B)

1.  e4   !                                           e5

2. NF3                                              Nc6

3 BC4                                             Bc5

4 0-0                                              Nf6

5 NC3                                             0-0

6 d3

, I DON'T HAVE A BOARD WITH ME, I KNOW WHERE MY CHESS MEN ARE, what is it about "sorry", i told you it was for not noticing your moves on time, anyway, we start when i make my move from 8 pm tmorro, nite

ok,goodnight.
lets make it a date for 8 tomorrow,
make sure you invite your fans so you will have a shoulder to cry on
cheers!

Na wa ohhhh . . . . See you two. . .

Hi Gabry,
whats good?
Thanks for checking up on your bro.

@ Cooldude62 and Chessguru,

Nice one here!

Lets see who bleeds the most of out you two. I would love to have FISHES on nairaland. I hope I will not be seeing more of materialistic chess. I want to see exceptional brilliancy, exceptional sacs. At the moment, you guys are following one anothers progression of play.

I was on chessmaniac.com to play out some games, I never knew I still had that killer instinct in me. At the moment, I am dealing with a guy from Canada, he seems to have run-away after showing him that Nigerians are born chess players. I remember my days of thematics on: Caro-kahn, Nimzo-Indian4, Queens gambit, Ruy Lopez, Dutch Defense, French Defense, Alekhine, Birds Opening (f4), Budapest Gambit. When you are born wicked, torture your opponent on the board!

This is poorly done.
instead of making new posts with new plays, let the two players constantly modify their posts with the different plays. Each time someone plays, the other modifies his post too and posts his move. That way we are restricted to only two posts to monitor, instead of scrolling down the page.