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| What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 2:07pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.' The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, 'Well, how much does a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.' 1 Like |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 4:57pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
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| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by abasifo(m): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
sorry gab because ur've been used. b4 lol |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 5:12pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Meaning I use my brain ohhh |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by MrInfo1(m): 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Atlast, an evidence has show that gab has something up there  |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 5:22pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
HUH? Eh Pikin. Wetin you mean now? |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by MrInfo1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
gabrywyl:, U said it yourself |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 5:36pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Yes and you dont. Confirmed |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Arcani: 8:39pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
oh ho |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by showbobo(m): 8:42pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
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| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 1:07am On Oct 06, 2008 |
Whats with th confusion now? |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by MrInfo1(m): 3:43am On Oct 06, 2008 |
Use ur brain again |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by clemcykul(f): 10:35am On Oct 06, 2008 |
its unuseable |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Scopium: 11:04am On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]I like the pun, they have been used[/size] |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by clemcykul(f): 2:43pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
by you |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Scopium: 5:01pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
clemcykul: [size=13pt]You know every, including you  you too much[/size] |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by ituen(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
Clemcy's brain is not for sale There is a special promo Buy Gabrwyl's brain, get Clemcy's brain for free |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 1:07am On Oct 07, 2008 |
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| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by MrInfo1(m): 8:10am On Oct 07, 2008 |
I can't pay more than 100 naira for Gabrwyl's brain o |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by showbobo(m): 8:44am On Oct 07, 2008 |
ituen: They should be for free. . . . . They are salvaged brains |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 8:45am On Oct 07, 2008 |
FREE Not for sale ohhh. . . |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Scopium: 9:22am On Oct 07, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Charity brain[/size] |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 9:24am On Oct 07, 2008 |
No, its not for givin out either |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by sylve11: 9:29am On Oct 07, 2008 |
gabrywyl: then what is it for? |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 9:30am On Oct 07, 2008 |
its only for me ohhh. . . . |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Oct 07, 2008 |
iteun who even tell u say i get brain new technology don come now so using brain dey outdated, though u be bush boi u need to knoe sha |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by showbobo(m): 9:38am On Oct 07, 2008 |
gabrywyl:But your brain feels as good as new cos you dont use it. . . . . so dash it out,ok??  |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 9:38am On Oct 07, 2008 |
Says who I dont use brain? I use brain help you win mahjong game the otha day ohhh  |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by showbobo(m): 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2008 |
Pssstttt  |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by ituen(m): 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2008 |
Clemcy, I know u dont have a brain. You are a walking USB FLASH DRIVE @Gabby Dont allow anyone talk you into selling your brain. We dont want to lose you. We have no other place to discard unwanted ideas |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by Gabry(f): 1:32am On Oct 08, 2008 |
Showbobo, you are an official snake now. Ituen, unwanted ideas? Such as? |
| Re: What Your Brain Is Worth by ituen(m): 2:56am On Oct 08, 2008 |
dont mind me. Just wanted to add one post |
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