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10 Definition Of Mikel by 2gbasky22(m): 8:00am On Jul 01, 2014
A magician: he is right in front of you for 90mins,but you only get to see him for 30 sec picking up a yellow card

A mikel is a Nigerian ferari with the engine of a Volkswagen

mikel is anything that has weight and occupy space, breath but remain stationary

A mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus

It is an SI for measuring declaration, e.g. The car decelerated by 2mikel/sec

the botanical name of snail is
MIKELIS OBILIS

A mikel is anybody that can pass
the ball, but can't cross.shoot.head to the opponents gaol

A mikel is footballer who is allergic to goals


add yours jor

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Re: 10 Definition Of Mikel by 2gbasky22(m): 8:02am On Jul 01, 2014
Mikelis obilis
Re: 10 Definition Of Mikel by lymelyte(m): 8:11am On Jul 01, 2014
cheesy
Re: 10 Definition Of Mikel by mencade5(m): 8:35am On Jul 01, 2014
New word for mikel means to go back slowly.

Example1; i Mikels my car into the garage everyday.

.example2; when he saw his father sterned look, he Mikeled into their house.

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Re: 10 Definition Of Mikel by Nobody: 9:15am On Jul 01, 2014
A "Mikel" is defined as the process/act of instigating sluggishness into a person or an organisation...

We have 3 types of Mikel :
1. "No Goal" Mikel: A goal is a target set by someone for greater achievements... A no goal mikel is clueless, incompetent and lacks the instinct to achieve greater things.

2. Lacklustre Mikel: This is the Major type of Mikel which can be found in the tropical region of west africa... It lacks determination and most times, susceptible to wayward performance... A good example of this Mikel is #JOHNOBI

3. *add yours*

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