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God As An Engineer by Chiscomax(op): 8:49am On Jul 04, 2014
God is the engineer... We re his creations nd He gave us
a Manual for operation(bible).
The machine does not last long when the manual's
instructions re nt adhered to BUT when adhered to, the
machine gets eternal life!
There is always a frictional force(the devil) which will
tend to cause wear nd tear and there is grease(the holy
spirit, ) that lubricates thee.
Have a Nice day peeps
#myproblemfreePhilosophy
Re: God As An Engineer by iamsegsy(m): 9:26am On Jul 04, 2014
Chiscomax: God is the engineer... We re his creations nd He gave us
a Manual for operation(bible).
The machine does not last long when the manual's
instructions re nt adhered to BUT when adhered to, the
machine gets eternal life!
There is always a frictional force(the devil) which will
tend to cause wear nd tear and there is grease(the holy
spirit, ) that lubricates thee.
Have a Nice day peeps
#myproblemfreePhilosophy
NYC one!!!!
Re: God As An Engineer by advocate666: 11:27am On Jul 04, 2014
What degree does he have?
Re: God As An Engineer by Chiscomax(op): 1:41pm On Jul 04, 2014
advocate666: What degree does he have?
All degrees
Re: God As An Engineer by advocate666: 4:46pm On Jul 04, 2014
Chiscomax: All degrees
Including pole dancing degree?
Re: God As An Engineer by Chiscomax(op): 7:43pm On Jul 04, 2014
advocate666: Including pole dancing degree?
Think as u like... Thinking is free
Re: God As An Engineer by mmsen: 10:59am On Jul 05, 2014
Terrible analogy.

If he's an engineer then he's incompetent.
Re: God As An Engineer by advocate666: 4:00pm On Jul 05, 2014
Chiscomax: Think as u like... Thinking is free
omnipotence. tongue
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