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The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by hotangel2(f): 6:36am On Sep 16, 2005 |
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without." |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by sweetnini(f): 8:29pm On Sep 16, 2005 |
nice going |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by casper(m): 6:19pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
That means 2 boys and 2 girls. |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by goodguy(m): 11:05pm On Sep 21, 2005 |
you're right casper. Funny joke!!! |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by Farriel(m): 7:20pm On Sep 23, 2005 |
What a joke?! I honestly laughed out loud to this, got colleagues in the office asking what was funny. Thanks mate, for the dose of healthy laughter. |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by vexxy(f): 8:58pm On Sep 23, 2005 |
Very funny! |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by joshjosh(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2005 |
funny very funny. have a good day dear sister |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by jenny247(f): 3:53pm On Nov 03, 2005 |
Very funny! He got more than what he bargained for. |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by MrAfrica: 3:57pm On Nov 03, 2005 |
Mr africa is deleting all his messages by himself - Please accept my apologies |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by Nobody: 2:27pm On Nov 04, 2005 |
hahahah hahahah wow great joke.........funnnnnny still laughing hahahahaha |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by Rolly: 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2005 |
Very funny! aha ha ha ha ha ha! |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by mckaycee(m): 11:48am On Nov 08, 2005 |
make una no kill peson for this joke o ah my belly, yeeeeeeeeee my stomach aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...ahhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by fabian(f): 2:03pm On Nov 08, 2005 |
Ye! Nice Joke! |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by Owen(m): 10:30am On Nov 09, 2005 |
Nice...Four kids! poor him |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by micklplus(m): 12:24pm On Nov 23, 2005 |
are you looking for anything funny again? infact, this is funny itself ! cant stop laughing. my co workers here thot i was mad cos i laughed out real loud to the extent of getting the attention of my boss. hot angel, you are da bomb ! nice one shori. i really love this joke ! Gbam.hava nice day |
Re: The Adulterous Doctor and the Nurse by akinsadeez(m): 2:01pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
That was so funny, |
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