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| Do You Sleep In The Church by ikechukz(m): 9:51am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Do you agree that sleeping in the church is the sweetest ever? [1] You close your eyes and open again thinking it just lasted for one second not knowing you have been sleeping for 10 minutes. [2] You feel the sleep coming but you keep struggling with all your power to keep your eyes open. [3] You are sleeping,the usher taps you and you reply,"why are you disturbing me,can't you see i'm praying." [4] You nod while sleeping and you wake up immediately. You try to make other people feel you are not sleeping by continuous and acting as of you were praying.. ADD YOURS IF YOU HAVE EVER SLEPT IN THE CHURCH |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by Nobody: 10:08am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Tufiakwa!!!  If I sleep in church how will I be able to sample all the babes there? I dey craze? 1 Like |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by vizkiz: 10:16am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Coming to my church is like going for a concert  1st praise Feasting time 2nd praise Dancing crew(battle Axe) Levite family choir Offering Message(by the best pastor in town)  Why would i wanna sleep in church  FYI if you are the kindda person that sleeps in church, you need to change your church...cuz believe me that place is so "boring" |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by echobee(f): 10:52am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Apatheist: Tufiakwa!!!na wa ooooooooo  |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by Nobody: 10:54am On Jul 06, 2014 |
echo- bee:  |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by Nobody: 10:54am On Jul 06, 2014 |
echo- bee: |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by ikechukz(m): 12:09pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Apatheist: Tufiakwa!!!Bro na your own worse pass ooo |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by ikechukz(m): 12:10pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
vizkiz:Sometimes it just happens like on a sunny Sunday with two fans blowing you...damn |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by vizkiz: 12:50pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
ikechukz: Sometimes it just happens like on a sunny Sunday with two fans blowing you...damn Fan We use AC in my church  |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
ikechukz: Bro na your own worse pass oooHow? I no dey sleep for church. I dey toast babe. |
| Re: Do You Sleep In The Church by mmsen: 1:17pm On Jul 06, 2014 |
Never slept in church but I can remember having to go to a "thanksgiving" service and reading "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins during all the hoopla. |
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