For all the attention they direct below the
belt, most men actually know very little
about their joysticks. Here’s the knowledge
you need to keep yours healthy, strong, and
ready for action—for life
Penis Fact #1
Smoking can shorten your penis by as much
as a centimeter. Erections are all about
good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies
blood vessels, stifling erectile circulation. So
even if you don’t care all that much about
your lungs or dying young, spare the li’l guy.
Penis Fact #2
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims
using the foreskins of circumcised infants.
One foreskin can produce 23,000 square
meters, which would be enough to tarp
every Major League infield with human flesh.
Penis Fact #3
An enlarged prostate gland can cause both
erectile dysfunction and premature
ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case
of either, your doctor’s looking forward to
checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
Penis Fact #4
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds.
Women get 23 seconds. Which means if
women were really interested in equality,
they’d make sure we have four orgasms for
every one of theirs.
Penis Fact #5
The oldest known species with a penis is a
hard-shelled sea creature called
Colymbosathon ecplecticos. That’s Greek
for “amazing swimmer with large penis.”
Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the
best porn name, ever.
Penis Fact #6
Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed.
Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is
pulled toward the tip and set in place with
tape. Later, doctors apply plastic rings,
caps, and weights. Years can pass until
complete coverage is attained….Okay, we’ll
shut up now.
Penis Fact #7
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give
himself oral pleasure. It’s estimated,
however, that all 400 have given it their
best shot at some point.
Penis Fact #8
There are two types of joysticks. One kind
expands and lengthens when becoming erect
(a grower). The other appears big most of
the time, but doesn’t get much bigger after
achieving erection (a shower).
Penis Fact #9
An international Men’s Health survey
reports that 79 percent of men have
growers, 21 percent have showers.
Penis Fact #10
German researchers say the average
intercourse lasts 2 minutes, 50 seconds,
yet women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes,
30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?
Penis Fact #11
Turns out size does matter: The longer your
penis, the better “semen displacement”
you’ll achieve when having sex with a woman
flush with competing sperm. That’s
according to researchers at the State
University of New York, who used artificial
phalluses (ahem) to test the “scooping”
mechanism of the penis’s coronal ridge. Next
up: curing cancer.
Penis Fact #12
The penis that’s been enjoyed by the most
women could be that of King Fatefehi of
Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800
women between the years 1770 and 1784—
that’s about seven virgins a day. Go ahead,
say it: It’s good to be king.
Penis Fact #13
Better-looking men may have stronger
sperm. Spanish researchers showed women
photos of guys who had good, average, and
lousy sperm—and told them to pick the
handsomest men. The women chose the best
sperm producers most often.
Penis Fact #14
No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That
order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a
living vessel for said ejaculation, however,
takes hours of careful thought and, often,
considerable amounts of alcohol.
Penis Fact #15
The most common cause of penile rupture:
vigorous masturbation. Some risks are just
worth taking.
Source: http://www.menshealth.com/

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